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Old 04-13-2023, 11:22 AM   #41
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I'd like you to meet my "wife"
I mean that one might get you into serious trouble LOL.

Try it out though. And report back (if able)
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Its 'the implication.'
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Old 04-13-2023, 03:45 PM   #43
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I sometimes refer to my wife as my ex-girlfriend or my first wife. Both are factual so she cant get mad.
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I sometimes refer to my wife as my ex-girlfriend or my first wife. Both are factual so she cant get mad.
...and yet.
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The best way to offend someone is to put quotations around someone's job title, either in written form or air quotations when talking/introducing someone.

This is Bob, he's our "sales manager"

My friend Bill is a "professional athlete"

Jimy is our "VP of Finance"

This is actually really fun

When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
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When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
Hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my wife.
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Hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my wife.

I have never used it on a significant other before. Full disclosure.
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hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my "wife".
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When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
I look at their hairline.
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I'd like you to meet my "wife"
You brave yet stupid man.
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