04-13-2023, 11:22 AM
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#41
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Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy
I'd like you to meet my "wife"
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I mean that one might get you into serious trouble LOL.
Try it out though. And report back (if able)
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04-13-2023, 03:28 PM
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#42
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Its 'the implication.'
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04-13-2023, 03:45 PM
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#43
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I sometimes refer to my wife as my ex-girlfriend or my first wife. Both are factual so she cant get mad.
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04-13-2023, 04:33 PM
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#44
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Originally Posted by Barnes
I sometimes refer to my wife as my ex-girlfriend or my first wife. Both are factual so she cant get mad.
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...and yet.
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04-13-2023, 04:36 PM
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#45
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Originally Posted by CroFlames
The best way to offend someone is to put quotations around someone's job title, either in written form or air quotations when talking/introducing someone.
This is Bob, he's our "sales manager"
My friend Bill is a "professional athlete"
Jimy is our "VP of Finance"
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When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
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04-13-2023, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
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Hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my wife.
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04-13-2023, 04:42 PM
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#47
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my wife.
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I have never used it on a significant other before. Full disclosure.
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04-13-2023, 04:50 PM
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#48
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Originally Posted by sliver
hmm, interesting. I'm going to try that on my "wife".
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fyp.
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04-13-2023, 05:41 PM
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#49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
When I have to listen to someone talk and I don't want to, rather than make eye contact I just focus on the bridge of their nose. It really does make people very uncomfortable, but they can't quite figure out why.
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I look at their hairline.
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04-13-2023, 07:29 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy
I'd like you to meet my "wife"
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You brave yet stupid man.
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