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			Top of the list for mascot flow for sure.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-02-2022, 07:50 PM
			
			
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				You're correct, however even looking at this through the perspective of a child, this thing totally sucks. 
			
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Says someone who DOESN'T live in Seattle.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-02-2022, 09:21 PM
			
			
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				Is he wearing torn jeans? Seems like the Kraken know their clientelle. 
 
Oh wait, it's not 1993 anymore? 
			
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I think it's a she-troll, no?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-02-2022, 09:27 PM
			
			
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				I think it's a she-troll, no? 
			
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			10-02-2022, 10:08 PM
			
			
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			SEA trolls a she-troll by the SEA shore
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-02-2022, 10:16 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  Calgary4LIfe
					 
				 
				Here is a look at it from the front: 
 
Mascots are for kids, and only an idiot would make it scary looking.  I don't think this is scary looking.  Works for me.  I don't like it, but I also can't say it is 'wrong' for any reason.  
 
This mascot confirms that the Oilers continue to have the only truly idiotic mascot in the league.  
			
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Some of the posters here wish it was a giant octopus actively choking a pirate to death or that they would at least have equipped the girl troll with some massive breasts.
 
But oh well, guess they had to cater the thing that’s for children to actual children and not weird adults. Way to screw that one up, Seattle.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-02-2022, 10:23 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  PepsiFree
					 
				 
				Some of the posters here wish it was a giant octopus actively choking a pirate to death or that they would at least have equipped the girl troll with some massive breasts. 
 
But oh well, guess they had to cater the thing that’s for children to actual children and not weird adults. Way to screw that one up, Seattle. 
			
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You seem to be fighting a fight here that doesn't exist.  The troll seems pretty kid-friendly, and the tone of this thread, from what I have seen, has been mixed but never overly negative.  But whatever.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-02-2022, 10:31 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  PepsiFree
					 
				 
				Some of the posters here wish it was a giant octopus actively choking a pirate to death or that they would at least have equipped the girl troll with some massive breasts. 
 
But oh well, guess they had to cater the thing that’s for children to actual children and not weird adults. Way to screw that one up, Seattle. 
			
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To be fair, that is the main criticism I had with Scorch as well.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-02-2022, 10:33 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  Enoch Root
					 
				 
				You seem to be fighting a fight here that doesn't exist.  The troll seems pretty kid-friendly, and the tone of this thread, from what I have seen, has been mixed but never overly negative.  But whatever. 
			
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Who is fighting? Just poking fun at anyone who complains. Relax old-timer.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-02-2022, 10:42 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  PepsiFree
					 
				 
				Some of the posters here wish it was a giant octopus actively choking a pirate to death or that they would at least have equipped the girl troll with some massive breasts. 
 
But oh well, guess they had to cater the thing that’s for children to actual children and not weird adults. Way to screw that one up, Seattle. 
			
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I never knew it until now, but I need this in my life. Make it happen. Internet....GO!!!!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-02-2022, 10:43 PM
			
			
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				I think it's a she-troll, no? 
			
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No, his name is Buoy not Gull.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-02-2022, 10:44 PM
			
			
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				No, his name is Buoy not Gull. 
			
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			10-02-2022, 10:50 PM
			
			
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			They should have went with an octopus! 
 
This way NHL could have marketed big time with a winter classic against the Red Wings. 
 
NHL Winter Squid games!  
 
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			10-02-2022, 11:04 PM
			
			
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				They should have went with an octopus! 
 
This way NHL could have marketed big time with a winter classic against the Red Wings. 
 
NHL Winter Squid games!  
 
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Octopi
 
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			10-03-2022, 01:01 AM
			
			
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				No, his name is Buoy not Gull. 
			
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when Octopussy was right there for the taking
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-03-2022, 01:02 AM
			
			
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				Who is fighting? Just poking fun at anyone who complains. Relax old-timer. 
			
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That's Mr. Old-timer
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-03-2022, 01:50 AM
			
			
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			10-03-2022, 08:37 AM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  PepsiFree
					 
				 
				Some of the posters here wish it was a giant octopus actively choking a pirate to death or that they would at least have equipped the girl troll with some massive breasts. 
 
But oh well, guess they had to cater the thing that’s for children to actual children and not weird adults. Way to screw that one up, Seattle. 
			
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A totally unshocking "everyone who disagrees is a sexist take"
 
You even managed to get in a boomer type dig later, bravo!
 
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			10-03-2022, 09:13 AM
			
			
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				A totally unshocking "everyone who disagrees is a sexist take" 
You even managed to get in a boomer type dig later, bravo!
 
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That’s what you took from that?
 
I’m thinking the slower pace of Cape Breton is going to be good for you, friend.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-03-2022, 11:31 AM
			
			
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			I think this is the first female NHL mascot, and one of maybe two or three pro mens sport mascots in NA.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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