Bob "Sham-Wow" Hartley unveils new KHL Omsk team jerseys

[troutman]

1300 Rubles for a cap!

https://shop.hawk.ru/en/

[FlamesAddiction]

I would get so much sex if I had a jersey like that.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

That's where the invasion begins.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

That's where the invasion begins.

Red Dawn 2

"Comrades....where is everybody??"

[shadowlord]

How does the "add 70 points to speed" and "100 to power" thing work, exactly?

Like if that were an Oilers' jersey, it is like -1000 to all your stats? Or does "add 70 points to speed" refer to when the Oilers jersey is thrown onto the ice by a fan?

[Geeoff]

reminds me of one of those Steve Jobs keynote speeches

[Lil Pedro]

Could have used Bob when the Flames launched that stupid Flames 3rd jersey that said Calgary on it.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by Lil Pedro

Could have used Bob when the Flames launched that stupid Flames 3rd jersey that said Calgary on it.

You think he would have been useful to sell it?

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[Mattman]

is it weird I love this so much I would actually want to get a Omsk jersey now?

[Chingas]

Came for the "In Russia jersey wears you" comment. Leaving disappointed, but with a nightgown for my lady.

[Weirdness]

I'm a fan of utterly ridiculous and stupid things, so this is amazing. I want one.

[KevanGuy]

I don't listen to Boomer & Co anymore but would love to hear their take! Wow, that surreal.

[TheScorpion]

Just watched it twice more. Think I'm up to 15 times today. I just can't tear my eyes away. Everything he says is just hypnotic. His accent makes it a million times better.

I desperately want Down Goes Brown to break it down in his Grab Bag at some point. I've sent it his way. Haven't seen too many people mentioning it at all outside of Reddit, which is where I got that Streamable link.

[Erick Estrada]

I would love to see an NHL team do something like this with a new jersey introduction. The league could use a little tongue in cheek fun headlines.

[DionTheDman]

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by shadowlord

How does the "add 70 points to speed" and "100 to power" thing work, exactly?

Like if that were an Oilers' jersey, it is like -1000 to all your stats? Or does "add 70 points to speed" refer to when the Oilers jersey is thrown onto the ice by a fan?

If it were an Oilers jersey it would add to your cap overage bonuses.

[Geeoff]

I'm really surprised no one has used Hartley as a broadcaster. There's no way that RDS for example has broadcasters with more charisma. He communicates very eloquently in his second language, he's probably amazing in French

[Jordan!]

Pretty sick jersey though

[getbak]

Originally Posted by Geeoff

I'm really surprised no one has used Hartley as a broadcaster. There's no way that RDS for example has broadcasters with more charisma. He communicates very eloquently in his second language, he's probably amazing in French

I thought he did work for RDS in between his times coaching in Atlanta and Switzerland.

[Barnes]

Here is a fully detailed report on the hockey innovations Omsk has contributed to hockey for those who didn't watch the video.

1. In 1950, a hockey team appeared in Omsk.
2. In 2004, they brought the cup to Omsk. It has changed the world of hockey.
3. In 2020, they present the new Avangard version 7.0 jersey.