Virginia's attorney general wants to ban oral and anal sex

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by getbak

Would that be illegal too?

Haha! You'll have to check your local state laws!

[Makarov]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Or he believes sex is for procreation purposes only, and not for pleasure.

He should prohibit all contraception then.

Also, there appears to be an anal-fisting loophole in this proposed legislation.

[DuffMan]

nuculur

[edslunch]

What is it with these moralistic busybodies? If you don't like it then don't do it. If you think it's sinful then let God deal with it. If neither of the above then have at it.

[Vulcan]

Originally Posted by Daradon

I don't think Bush has anything to do with it. It's more about the weird laws and morals coming out of America, which generally come out of the southern or 'redneck' states.

'Murica. It's redneck speech.

The term "murica" is the way how many people with extremely thick, American accents, pronounce "America". The term is used to denote extreme, extreme nationalism and patriotism, but not necessarily facism. It is generally seen as a derogatory yet humorous way to describe most Americans: fat, lazy, gunwielding, war loving, horse riding, saloon fighting, beer drinking, sex wanting or etc.

according to knowyourmeme, murica originated from a post in 2003, but then re-appeared a year later from the red states who voted for George Bush's re-election.

Even the Urban dictionary doesn't quite get it. "Generally seen as derogatory", crap it's wholly seen as derogatory.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murica

[jonesy]

Man or woman, gay or not, I just can't believe anybody *really* wants to get it up the doo-dah.

[blankall]

Originally Posted by jonesy

Man or woman, gay or not, I just can't believe anybody *really* wants to get it up the doo-dah.

Bitches be crazy.

[MRCboicgy]

Originally Posted by jonesy

Man or woman, gay or not, I just can't believe anybody *really* wants to get it up the doo-dah.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by jonesy

Man or woman, gay or not, I just can't believe anybody *really* wants to get it up the doo-dah.

Originally Posted by MRCboicgy

[Itse]

Originally Posted by jonesy

Man or woman, gay or not, I just can't believe anybody *really* wants to get it up the doo-dah.

"Don't knock it 'til you try it"? I had a gf who loved it.

[jonesy]

Originally Posted by MRCboicgy

OK, besides you.

For everyone wheedling and cajoling wives or girlfriends to give them a good rogering, what would you say if the answer was: "sure, as long as right after I get to put on a rubber weenie* and roger you right back."


*note: of same size or larger than the real one used in the initial rogering.

[Itse]

Originally Posted by jonesy

OK, besides you.

For everyone wheedling and cajoling wives or girlfriends to give them a good rogering, what would you say if the answer was: "sure, as long as right after I get to put on a rubber weenie* and roger you right back."


*note: of same size or larger than the real one used in the initial rogering.

I'll try anything once and most things twice. But I don't generally like trades like that. Mostly both sides should like what ever it is we're doing.

[starseed]

I am always going to say 'rogering' now. That is a damned grade A lexicon you've got there.

I am pretty sure that there are straight guys out there who like to take it up the chuff. However, I am not so sure that they would be Kinsey 0.

[MRCboicgy]

Originally Posted by starseed

I am always going to say 'rogering' now. That is a damned grade A lexicon you've got there.

I am pretty sure that there are straight guys out there who like to take it up the chuff. However, I am not so sure that they would be Kinsey 0.

What,you've never had a pirate give you a jolly rogering?

[photon]

Originally Posted by jonesy

OK, besides you.

For everyone wheedling and cajoling wives or girlfriends to give them a good rogering, what would you say if the answer was: "sure, as long as right after I get to put on a rubber weenie* and roger you right back."

I know women that enjoy it immensely. I say we let people decide for themselves what they like.

[jonesy]

No need to bust out the overlord tone. No one is suggesting otherwise.

[Daradon]

Wasn't that what you were suggesting in your first post?

I also have had a few gfs who loved it. Some of it is because it is still taboo, some people like being 'dirty' or 'naughty' in sex.

But it actually makes a lot of sense pleasure wise too. It's a highly sensitive area. People are obviously going to do stuff with that sensitivity. Some like it soft, some like it hard, but it actually makes a lot of sense.

Doubly so for men, who can stimulate their prostate/g-spot that way. Course, they also say anal sex hits the g-spot for women too, from a different angle. A lot of women, or couples, haven't figured out how to stimulate it properly through vaginal sex. They're actually learning that the g-spot in women is a whole series of nerves, that start from the clitoris and encircle through the vagina, but that's for a another discussion

It's actually the same reason why we kiss. Our lips have a high concentration of nerve endings in them, and thus have been used to show affection and give and receive pleasure. And I just mean kissing in that last part, though obviously it goes to the oral sex argument too.

[Peanut]

I thought 'Murica came from Team America: World Police. Either way, hilarious movie.

So to summarize, sex in Virginia has to be in the dark, with no oral, and no anal. Sounds bland.

[jammies]

Well so much for going there in 2014 like I planned.

Originally Posted by Makarov

Also, there appears to be an anal-fisting loophole
in this proposed legislation.

Yes! Trip is back on!

[bc-chris]

Virginia's attorney general wants to ban oral and anal sex

....bummer