A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[Northendzone]

when i read books to the blind i change the story just because i can.......

[VladtheImpaler]

It counts. Sliver started the thread, so he is exempt from my whining.

[tenyardrambo]

dont pick up dog poop when my dog takes a dump

[mikey_the_redneck]

1. When visiting my bank, ....I like to park in the handi-cap spot.

2. When visiting the mall, ...I like to park my big truck in the "hybrid" green painted parking spots, ....which are right up front close to the doors.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by tenyardrambo

dont pick up dog poop when my dog takes a dump

GET THE "F" OUT OF MY GD THREAD!

Seriously, dude. That's brutal.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Puppet Guy

I used to return videotapes without rewinding them first. Does that count?

the best thing to do in those days was to record a really bad news show on a tape and transfer the label from the rental video tape to the news show one, and the bar code thing that went on the side of the tape. Then slide the phony tape into the blockbuster case and return it through the after hours slide slide.

I always wondered if they every actually caught that or if someone took home Die Hard or whatever made his popcorn, sat down hit play and heard the opening theme music to the Lethbridge news hour.

[3 Justin 3]

I torrent porn instead of paying for it. I'm such an a-hole. The porn industry is suffering and it's all my fault.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

when i read books to the blind i change the story just because i can.......

Lots of descriptions of heaving man boobies and turgid rods?

[sketchyt]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Meh, aside from the Captain, you are all doing a-holy things in response to some perceived injustice... How about some things you do just because you are an ass?

When pedestrians and cyclists are legitimately crossing the road, I like to move my car up an inch when they pass my car (assuming they're a fair enough distance away from my car). I'll pick and choose who I do it to but it's usually hipsters and people whose face I don't like.

I don't do anything remotely a-holish like this unless, like many of you, I perceive an injustice. I don't really know the reason why I do it but I really like watching the reactions.

[Brewmaster]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I don't know if I'm necessarily an a-hole I just believe that society functions better when people act within certain norms and don't inconvenience other people when they choose to do something outside of the standards of society.

Parking on the line, well, you're violating a standard of conduct and you can deal with the consequences of what happens when someone parks next to you.

Driving a huge vehicle that crosses the centre-line on a road, again, deal with the consequences of having a huge vehicle.

Driving a convertible on the highway, well, there are unknown elements like fluids from other cars and other things that can and do happen. Deal with it.

Drove to the end of the left lane on Crowchild and expect to get in front of me to get onto Eastbound Glenmore? I don't think so buddy.

If I can help teach people these simple lessons and thereby make society function just a tiny bit more efficiently, I'm happy with that.

Seriously? It's generally the people parked a foot off the curb that cause this problem. Next time a big snow storm hits and your Cavalier gets stuck, I hope karma catches up to you and no big truck gives you the time of day.

[Dion]

Taking a massive smelly dump in a public toilet and not flushing.

[Misterpants]

Ever be at a stoplight and the guy next to you is not paying attention and you slowly let your car creep forward until the guy has that "Oh crap, I'm rolling backward!" moment?

It's awesome.

[Muffins]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Yeah but then your trying to escape from her house naked with an angry cat claws deep into your balls howling loud enough to wake her up and the neighbours.

And thats not fun.

It would seem mine and your definition of fun are quite different....

[3 Justin 3]

Originally Posted by Brewmaster

Seriously? It's generally the people parked a foot off the curb that cause this problem. Next time a big snow storm hits and your Cavalier gets stuck, I hope karma catches up to you and no big truck gives you the time of day.

Looks like someone's got a big truck.

[kirant]

Originally Posted by Puppet Guy

I used to return videotapes without rewinding them first. Does that count?

I used to rewind to just a few seconds before a plot twist.

[Hevishot]

If I have to turn left on a yellow and someone tries to blow the yellow light going through I always try and make sure they have to hammer the brakes because im turning dammit! Also if you go through a light during high traffic times and get stuck in the intersection chances are im the guy who drives right up to your car and lays on the horn so everyone can see how special you are. I also call people at 7-11 poor if they pay for slurpees with a debit card.

[HELPNEEDED]

I tell A-holes they're A-holes due to their insecurities, like spraying windshield fluid at a guy in a convertible. Also, I like telling people that its not everyone's fault that they're parked on the yellow line; the guy one more stall over may have been jogged by another stall over and so on.

[Cowperson]

If I'm in the left hand (fast) lane on Deerfoot doing 120 kmh I'm not moving out of the way of someone who thinks we should be doing 130kmh.

I figure if I'm doing 20 kmh over the speed limit already inside the city and they need to go faster, they can go around me.

My reaction is entirely different and deferential if I'm on a regular highway.

Cowperson

[FlamesAddiction]

If someone is tailgaiting me and I have nowhere to go (ie. I am already behind some else), I will do the windshield washer thing. I don't know if that makes me an A-hole though but I know it's not productive.

[GreatWhiteEbola]

I take pictures of people who use accessible parking without a placard and post them on the internet. I like it when the dB drives something unique, like a Nissan with Cadillac wheels...

Spoiler!