09-18-2024, 01:22 PM
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#5861
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2021
Location: Richmond upon Thames, London
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ForeverFlameFan
Bouchard rumored to get an extension of 11m. Please make it so
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Oh heck yes. About half of that number could be chalked up to the mcdavid effect.
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09-18-2024, 01:25 PM
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#5862
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2021
Location: Richmond upon Thames, London
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mile
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Wow, Kassian can continue to thank Tkachuk for holding down a job. It's rather incredible.
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09-18-2024, 03:19 PM
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#5863
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Franchise Player
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Yeah, if Kassian isn't sending Tkachuk a Christmas basket, he should be.
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09-18-2024, 09:15 PM
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#5864
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Central Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mile
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They really are trying to break the record for most scumbags on the payroll, aren't they?
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Are the Oilers trying to set a record for most scumbags on the payroll??
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09-19-2024, 08:51 AM
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#5865
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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I wouldn't trust Kassian to pump my gas, much less giving him a clipboard and an opinion.
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09-19-2024, 09:22 AM
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#5866
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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So I guess anybody can be a scout?
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09-19-2024, 09:25 AM
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#5867
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2021
Location: Richmond upon Thames, London
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach
I wouldn't trust Kassian to pump my gas, much less giving him a clipboard and an opinion.
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BUT he can spot his own kind, and that's what the Oilers are looking for these days.
Savvy move from team orange jumpsuit.
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09-19-2024, 09:26 AM
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#5868
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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Oilers covet that Hell's Angels feedback
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09-19-2024, 09:52 AM
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#5869
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Calgary
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Reminder that for $125 USD, Zack Kassian would literally say anything on camera.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1362487826089148419
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09-19-2024, 12:48 PM
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#5870
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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He can teach Nurse and Pissy how to be a better caveman.
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09-19-2024, 01:06 PM
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#5871
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Neither here nor there
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The guy is dumber than a bag of rocks. How would those scouting meetings even go?
Head scout: Hey Zach, what do you think of ______ that you watched the other day?
Kassian: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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09-19-2024, 01:40 PM
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#5872
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffins
The guy is dumber than a bag of rocks. How would those scouting meetings even go?
Head scout: Hey Zach, what do you think of ______ that you watched the other day?
Kassian: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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09-19-2024, 02:02 PM
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#5873
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Franchise Player
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I prefer scouts that can see straight but that's just me
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09-19-2024, 02:06 PM
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#5874
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Paradise
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dino7c
I prefer scouts that can see straight but that's just me
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Hey, if you have eyes pointing different directions, you can't watch two players at once!
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09-21-2024, 08:22 AM
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#5875
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Franchise Player
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Getting way to close to the bottom. That is no good. Like the team.
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09-21-2024, 08:29 AM
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#5876
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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putting my son to bed last night and our conversation went something like this...
me: any neat stuff happen at school today?
son: yea daddy, a boy came up to me and told me he liked my (dude perfect) cap.
me: oh that was nice of him. what did you say back to him?
son: i said thanks, then told him his hat was no good becuz it had the oilers logo on it!
bahahahaha! amazing!
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09-21-2024, 09:11 AM
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#5877
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bc-chris
putting my son to bed last night and our conversation went something like this...
me: any neat stuff happen at school today?
son: yea daddy, a boy came up to me and told me he liked my (dude perfect) cap.
me: oh that was nice of him. what did you say back to him?
son: i said thanks, then told him his hat was no good becuz it had the oilers logo on it!
bahahahaha! amazing!
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Come on.
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09-21-2024, 02:36 PM
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#5878
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toonage
Oilers covet that Hell's Angels feedback and "protection"
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Added to your post...really the only logical explanation here.
Anyone else his career would've been done after his DUI situation in MTL but someone else took (or was told) to take the fall for him.
Last edited by browna; 09-21-2024 at 02:39 PM.
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09-21-2024, 02:54 PM
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#5879
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedHot25
They do realize that there are, even with God's gift to mankind wonderkids mcjesus etc etc, that there are ultimately only so many goals to go around, right?
And they do realize there is such a thing as defense, right?
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One of the things that I always taught as a coach is...this was soccer, but there is only 1 ball.
In hockey there is only 1 puck.
You need players who can fill other roles, balance lines and do other things. Because if you've got 3 guys who are only good with the puck on their stick?
There is still only 1 puck.
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09-21-2024, 06:51 PM
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#5880
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Hopefully the Oilers will alert the teams Kassian is scouting so local drivers and foliage can be on guard for his substance abuse/driving.
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