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Old 02-18-2016, 07:36 PM   #501
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What's the point of taking your shirt off when you poop?
I find it refreshing, and it keeps the supposed "poo particles" away from the bottom edge of my shirt. If I've had Sate Pho the night before then it's almost for safety reasons.

Also, three solid pages of poo talk and me busting a gut means:

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Old 02-18-2016, 08:21 PM   #502
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I hate the word "poo". Stop saying poo. I'd rather use the expletive form, but least poop is better than poo.
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Old 02-18-2016, 08:27 PM   #503
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I hate the word "poo". Stop saying poo. I'd rather use the expletive form, but least poop is better than poo.
I'm the opposite. I read 'poop' in a baby voice. Like I'm picturing all you guys in your 20s, 30s and 40s saying 'Dada I took a mucky poop poop' when you use that word. Poo is way better, but still far inferior to the 'sh' word.
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Nutella.

I tried it once. It was ok, but I'm definitely not going to go out of my way to have it again.

Completely overrated.
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I'm going to make the opposite of this thread.
A thread about where it's acceptable to pee?
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Old 02-18-2016, 09:33 PM   #506
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Mcgriddles and raisins.

I like McMuffins and Craisins though.
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Old 02-18-2016, 09:44 PM   #507
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Ketchup. Dumpster condiment.
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People are worried about poo particles while you drink/eat on the crapper, but what about breathing? You realize you'd be breathing in the poo particles that are supposedly contaminating your drink/food.
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The problem with eating/drinking on the crapper is that you touch a lot of unclean ssurfaces in between. Like doing your biz, then unlatching the door, and what, carrying your coffee cup to the sink to wash your hands? You have just dragged contamination around with you. Ugh. Same with phones. You people are gross. Poop and gtfo, no need to do anything else in there.
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Old 02-18-2016, 11:36 PM   #510
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That is why I refuse to use any public bathrooms. I normally force myself to go before I go out... or hold it in once I'm back home. I haven't been sick in years ever seen I've avoided them.

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Old 02-18-2016, 11:37 PM   #511
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I hate the word "poo". Stop saying poo. I'd rather use the expletive form, but least poop is better than poo.
Saying the word "poop" makes your mouth in the same fashion as your anus when defecating. *The more you know.jpeg*
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Dark roast coffee. I feel like you sheep have been told you want this dark roasted bold cup of sludge. Most of the dark roasts I reluctantly consume taste like burnt dirt.
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When coffee beans are roasted longer (aka dark roast) more of the caffeine is roasted out of it too.
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I'm the opposite. I read 'poop' in a baby voice. Like I'm picturing all you guys in your 20s, 30s and 40s saying 'Dada I took a mucky poop poop' when you use that word. Poo is way better, but still far inferior to the 'sh' word.
I agree.
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Old 02-19-2016, 03:32 AM   #515
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Don't know if this has been brought up yet but, social media of pretty much any kind. Don't like it.
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Old 02-19-2016, 06:53 AM   #516
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Don't know if this has been brought up yet but, social media of pretty much any kind. Don't like it.
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Don't know if this has been brought up yet but, social media of pretty much any kind. Don't like it.
Isn't CP a form of social media?
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Peanut Butter like peanuts can't stand peanut butter
Get the natural, unsweetened stuff. Ingredients: Peanuts. I can't stomach the processed crap any more.
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Burger King.

I'm not a fast food hater, but Burger King is disgusting.
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