Stuff everybody likes, but you hate.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

I bring my coffee with me for my morning dump.

... It'll be cold by the time I get back.

I don't know about you but my ass if pretty far from my mouth when I crap.

An at work morning dump or an at home morning dump.

Yes it matters, at least to me.

[polak]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

An at work morning dump or an at home morning dump.

Yes it matters, at least to me.

At work. Why would I wake up early or make myself late to take a dump when I could take a worry free dump at work?

I poo at 10 am every day. Like an old man.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

At work. Why would I wake up early or make myself late to take a dump when I could take a worry free dump at home?

I poo at 10 am every day. Like an old man.

Maybe you get up early to work out or run before getting ready for work.


I could see bringing a coffee to the bathroom at home, but a public work one is gross, and I am not a germ nut. But there are far too many surfaces with poopoo and peepee on them for my liking.

Get in, drop your business, wash your hands, leave.

[Oling_Roachinen]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Get in, drop your business, wash your hands, leave.

Ah jeeze, now I got to wash my hands too?

You guys are way too big of germaphobes.

[polak]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Maybe you get up early to work out or run before getting ready for work.


I could see bringing a coffee to the bathroom at home, but a public work one is gross, and I am not a germ nut. But there are far too many surfaces with poopoo and peepee on them for my liking.

Get in, drop your business, wash your hands, leave.

How do you drink coffee? and how dirty are the washrooms at your work?

[nik-]

The worst thing about pooping at work is having to rub a handful of the sawdust that they pass off as toilet paper against your ####### afterwards.

It's a far step down from the elegance of Royale kitteny soft that my butt gets at home.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by polak

How do you drink coffee? and how dirty are the washrooms at your work?

I don't know how dirty the washrooms are.

I do know that more than once, I have heard people finish up and walk out no washing.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by nik-

The worst thing about pooping at work is having to rub a handful of the sawdust that they pass off as toilet paper against your ####### afterwards.

It's a far step down from the elegance of Royale kitteny soft that my butt gets at home.

Next wing night grab a bunch of those individually wrapped wet wipes. Keep them in your desk drawer and bring them to the can with you.

If I don't have a wet wipe with me after taking care of business, I will immediately leave wherever I am and go home for a shower. Gotta keep yourself clean yo.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Next wing night grab a bunch of those individually wrapped wet wipes. Keep them in your desk drawer and bring them to the can with you.

If I don't have a wet wipe with me after taking care of business, I will immediately leave wherever I am and go home for a shower. Gotta keep yourself clean yo.

I have two questions, neither are mannered enough for CP. You shouldn't need a wet nap for wiping. You must have a thick shag rug between the cheeks or greasy nasty poops.

[nik-]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

I have two questions, neither are mannered enough for CP. You shouldn't need a wet nap for wiping. You must have a thick shag rug between the cheeks or greasy nasty poops.

If he's stocking up on ass wipe at wing joints, it's likely the latter.

[Looch City]

North America is missing out on the bidet.

[nik-]

Originally Posted by Iggy City

North America is missing out on the bidet.

Overrated. However the Thailand style spray nozzle is awesome once you get used to it.

[Looch City]

Originally Posted by nik-

Overrated. However the Thailand style spray nozzle is awesome once you get used to it.

Oh I'm including that in the "bidet" category. Basically any fixture that sprays water.

10x better than plain toilet paper.

[nik-]

Yeah, it's really the control over the trajectory that's the problem with bidets. It's much better to just move the sprayer around rather than twerking on top of a bidet to get the coverage or to compensate for misjudging the nozzle placement when you sit down.

[flamesfan1297]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

The awesome thing about pooping at home is getting to take your shirt off.

I definitely do this at home. But one time I walked into the washroom at work and some dude had his shirt hanging over the bathroom stall... Made it pretty akward as I knew he was absolutely crushing that toilet

[N-E-B]

If I gotta poop, I gotta poop. I don't care where I am. I can go anywhere. I'm not holding in poop because I can't handle sitting on a toilet others use too. Even at home other people use the toilet. It's not that big of a deal. When's the last time anyone contracted some kind of illness because of toilet sharing?

[Regulator75]

Originally Posted by nik-

However the Thailand style spray nozzle is awesome once you get used to it.

[CroFlames]

What's the point of taking your shirt off when you poop?

[Wormius]

This thread just gave me an awesome idea for the little battery-powered travel Waterpik that I never use.

[Hockey_Ninja]

I'm going to make the opposite of this thread.