Virgin Auction

[Hockey_Ninja]

Originally Posted by polak

The only thing this thread is missing is the investigative work that some of the other legendary threads on here have had.

Due to your sign up date you haven't been around for any of the more legendary threads...

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

Due to your sign up date you haven't been around for any of the more legendary threads...

What are you suggesting?

[dammage79]

Is it wrong that I read all of Jhunts posts in Samuel L Jackson's voice.

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by dammage79

Is it wrong that I read all of Jhunts posts in Samuel L Jackson's voice.

Really? Because they came across as more Urkel, to me. Crossed up with Janice from Friends.

[Daradon]

So... BlackRedGold is jhunt?

[KelVarnsen]

Originally Posted by Daradon

So... BlackRedGold is jhunt?

More like a drink from Starbucks.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

More like a drink from Starbucks.

Originally Posted by gargamel

More importantly, is BlackRedGold really GreenTeaFrapp? He signed up in 2003 and GTF wasn't banned until 2011.

..

[Daradon]

^^^ But he came on to defend jhunt, to a certain degree anyway.

Maybe he's all three?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Daradon

^^^ But he came on to defend jhunt, to a certain degree anyway.

Maybe he's all three?

[Hockeyguy15]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15

!

Fyp.

[AR_Six]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...tipping+server

There really isn't much going into her first long and legendary post so i would skip to page 7, post number 127 for the real fun.

Thanks. I initially read it thinking "there's no way that, given the subject matter, this can trump the dude with the insane views on promiscuity and the bombshell when he left his browser window open". But it just keeps giving once it turns out it goes beyond CP.

However, on the whole, I am disappointed with the overall skill level of CP posters when it comes to troll-baiting, as illustrated in that thread. I expected better.

[rubecube]

Yeah, this guy doesn't have any problem with women...

Originally Posted by jhunt223

If a woman cheats on a perfectly good man, files for divorce and then is awarded custody of the children, that man should be allowed to whip her if he suspects her of using child support money on her self. Nice to see this greedy little wench didn't get her greasy paws on one penny of his winnings.

Originally Posted by jhunt223

You've gotten a lot of pretty rude responses, but honestly they've all been posted by dinks. They act as if it's preposterous to suggest that a certain group may exhibit certain traits if said traits may be miscontstrued as racist/sexist/etc. Fact is certain groups exhibit certain traits for all kinds of different socio-economic reasons. To point it out isn't racist/sexist.... mere observations. Is it so crazy to think that females as a whole may be predisposed to merge blocking for some reason? No. No... not at all. I've witness it repeatedly. Anyhow.. don't let these snivelling little dinks make you second guess yourself for a second. It's a very real problem. Cut them off and smile at them in your review mirror. It's extremely effective.

Originally Posted by jhunt223

I hope not. If there ever comes a time when the game has been pussified to the extent that it's safe for a woman to play in it, I won't be watching.

Found the source!

Originally Posted by jhunt223

We used to have rock fights on my block. We would form two lines, probably about 35 feet apart, face each other and then just whip rocks at one another. It all stopped once one kid got it in the forehead and had to go get a bunch of stitches.

[Senator Clay Davis]

I have to imagine jhunt's posting history is being extensively scrutinized by the CP sleuths.

[Stampede2TheCup]

Besides his silence, I think Bronzel's silence is very telling. How many trolls could resist posting at least a couple more times?

I really hope he's man enough to come back to posting under his current account in other threads and just have a good sense of humour about the bit of grief he'll get. Unfortunately that seems really doubtfull. Whoever figures out what his new account is gets two free vaginal inspection vouchers from me.

Here's a useful bit of behavioural profiling for you internet detectives to watch out for:

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

Between some of your comments in this thread and some of your comments in the past, I think you do have some deeper more serious issues that should be addressed by therapy. I'll drop it because this thread is awesome and I don't want to ruin it, but think about it in a serious way, because it could really help with whatever is troubling you.

This thread
Cul-de-sac thread (not women related, but definitely misdirected angry/jealous/possessive)
Saying all of the female characters in a certain show need to die before you can enjoy it
Calling men who use Facebook "feminine"
Being vehemently against homosexuals raising children
Hating all cops to the point that you feel no remorse for them when they die
If the NHL ever "pussified" to the point a woman could play in it you wouldn't want to watch

Among other deeply troubling comments.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Found the source!

It would explain a lot if the "one kid" who got hit in the head with a rock is the same person as the "friend" who has a loose vaginaed lady.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Yeah, this guy doesn't have any problem with women...







Found the source!

impressive

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Yeah, this guy doesn't have any problem with women...

I wonder what a "review" mirror is?

Found the source!

Also wonder what the chances are that he was the kid hit in head with the rock.

[valo403]

Originally Posted by blah blah

Besides his silence, I think Bronzel's silence is very telling. How many trolls could resist posting at least a couple more times?

I really hope he's man enough to come back to posting under his current account in other threads and just have a good sense of humour about the bit of grief he'll get. Unfortunately that seems really doubtfull. Whoever figures out what his new account is gets two free vaginal inspection vouchers from me.

Here's a useful bit of behavioural profiling for you internet detectives to watch out for:

Honestly, given the contents of so many of his posts I hope he gets more than a bit of grief when it comes to topics like this. The guy is downright scary.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by valo403

Honestly, given the contents of so many of his posts I hope he gets more than a bit of grief when it comes to topics like this. The guy is downright scary.

nah his "friends" are scary.....