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Old 12-07-2009, 09:18 AM   #461
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Funny SNL skit, but man I could do without the psycho laughtrack in the background.
Laughtrack? You know the L in SNL stands for Live?

NBC will yank that video off of youtube asap.

Where was Darrell Hammond? Is he off the show? I think he normally did Wolf Blitzer.

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"Saturday Night Live" is making headlines for featuring a skit over the weekend, which parodied domestic violence.

On Saturday night's episode, the NBC sketch comedy show made light of Tiger Woods' scandalous week, satirizing reports - denied by the golfer - that his wife, Elin Nordegren, attacked him prior to his early-morning car accident on November 27 with a sketch featuring Keenan Thomson and host Blake Lively.

However, the show's musical guest was Rihanna - a victim of domestic violence earlier this year from then-boyfriend Chris Brown -- prompting concerns from several media outlets that the show's humor was insensitive from some corners.

"It was another sketch that gave us pause," noted PopEater in an article titled "'SNL' Lampoons Alleged Violence in Tiger Woods' Marriage," on Sunday. "We think, had the genders been reversed, 'SNL' wouldn't make light of the potentially violent situation."

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So, what, six chicks he had trysts with? 12 more holes to go, Tiger.
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So, what, six chicks he had trysts with? 12 more holes to go, Tiger.
6 chicks? He's hit the 18 right there.
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You know what they say, variety is the spice of life.
Considering he's married with two kids, it really says he's an immature slut of little integrity.

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Considering he's married with two kids, it really says he's an immature slut of little integrity.

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Thats true. To be honest I'm quite surprised at the number and extent of these encounters. I'm curious what his reception will be like at the next tournament. I think its safe to say he's lost a lot of female fans, but probably pick up a few scumbag fans.
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Considering he's married with two kids, it really says he's an immature slut of little integrity.
Considering the growth of his "transgressions", I'm guessing this will be the next fact to be questioned.
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On Saturday night's episode, the NBC sketch comedy show made light of Tiger Woods' scandalous week, satirizing reports - denied by the golfer - that his wife, Elin Nordegren, attacked him prior to his early-morning car accident on November 27 with a sketch featuring Keenan Thomson and host Blake Lively.

However, the show's musical guest was Rihanna - a victim of domestic violence earlier this year from then-boyfriend Chris Brown -- prompting concerns from several media outlets that the show's humor was insensitive from some corners.


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The ho's are coming out of the woodwork now. Big surprise.
I dont get it, we already know about Tiger.

It takes two to tango, and so far only one of them was married with 2 small children.

If there are any "ho's" Tiger is the first in line.
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I dont get it, we already know about Tiger.

It takes two to tango, and so far only one of them was married with 2 small children.

If there are any "ho's" Tiger is the first in line.
"Ho's" in the sense that they are making money from spreading their legs, or bending over or whatever the case may be...
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This is just getting really bizzare to me... I mean signing a contract for 2years/$60million? Does that fit under the salary cap? Just a wierd way to work it out... Given how greedy she (appears) to be at the moment, I can't see this lasting much longer. Tiger absolutley screwed up, but if she really loved him, I highly doubt she'd be asking for a 2 year contract...wtf.*



*thats assuming all the gossip mags are right about this too.
? I think the love went away when X number of travel skanks appeared. Its obvious what is happening. IMG is hoping that in 2 years the story will have fizzled and the damage to his image would be manageable. If she were to divorce him now the damage to his image would likely be costly.

Its not about love for Tiger. I would assume she loves her children though and likely thinks that taking them away from Tiger at this age isnt good.

She is 100% blameless in all of this. Tiger is the one to blame 100%.

Also, I heard it was 300mil for 2 years.
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"Ho's" in the sense that they are making money from spreading their legs, or bending over or whatever the case may be...
Then what, is Tiger a "john" if they are "ho's"
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I dont get it, we already know about Tiger.

It takes two to tango, and so far only one of them was married with 2 small children.

If there are any "ho's" Tiger is the first in line.
If you f*** someone who is married, and you know they are married and you know they have no intention to change their marital status (ie. separated), you're a ho, a slut, and a tramp.

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Tiger is up to 7 on Huff Post now.

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Then what, is Tiger a "john" if they are "ho's"
Whatever term fits - he paid for it at the time with gifts, and he is paying after the fact with "hush" money.
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Tiger gives new meaning to the golf term "Up-and-down".

Looks like Tiger should have called a few penalty strokes on himself. Now it looks like he might be DQ'd from the match.

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Tiger is up to 7 on Huff Post now.

7iger.
Luongo is sad he can't get past 1ouongo in this category.
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1. AshleyMadison.com: The online personals and dating destination for married people. Tagline: "Life is short. Have an affair." Or, in Tiger Woods' case, six.

2. Trashygirls.com: Jamie Jungers, alleged mistress No. 4, worked as a lingerie model for Trashy Girls, a service that provides scantily-clad women to parties. It seems occasionally there is truth in advertising.

3. Ambien: Rachel Uchitel, alleged mistress No. 1, reportedly told friends that she and Woods used Ambien — a sedative for short-term treatment of insomnia — before their sexual encounters for pleasure enhancement. The besieged Woods could probably use some help with sleep at the moment.

4. Spy World's Phone Encryption System: Woods's crumbling public image came crashing down when Jaimee Grubbs, alleged mistress No. 2, released to Us Weekly a voicemail purportedly from Woods, asking her to remove her name from her phone message in case his wife called. This encryption device would have allowed what happened in Vegas to stay in Vegas.

5. Cadillac: Woods's black Cadillac Escalade achieved instant infamy after he crashed it into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his Florida home in the wee hours of Nov. 27. Unlike Woods, it took a licking and kept on ticking.
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He could have made all of this go away by having his wife speak out on the benefits of a open marriage, how her and Tiger like to swing.

then they could have picked up a celeb endorsement for "Chicken on the run"
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