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Old 12-05-2009, 03:10 PM   #441
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LOL! The hos wouldn't come out of the woodwork if there were no hos in the woodwork to begin with.

It must be so hard to keep it in your pants when you have hot women flinging themselves all over you! Even if you have a hot wife!
Absolutely...not blaming the women, this is all Tiger's fault. Doesn't change the fact that (IMO) some of these women are going to come forward just looking for their fifteen minutes, when they may or may not have had relations with Tiger.
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Old 12-05-2009, 04:11 PM   #442
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Time to bring out some new branding. No more Tiger. Only Eldrick Woods now.
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:15 PM   #443
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Time to bring out some new branding. No more Tiger. Only Eldrick Woods now.
Cheetah Woods.
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:13 AM   #444
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him and his gfriend were taking sedatives that are inhibition inhibitors and make for good sex i guess..thats why he was snoring on the ground after
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:17 AM   #445
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Oh the humanity! What will become of those kids? Lol. You know how many kids have parents that cheated?
but they are still kids..and money doesnt take away the pain of divorce..just because they are rich kids they arent affected ?? not quoting you 4x4..just saying that some people here think this wont affect the little billionaires..it ALWAYS affects kids
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Old 12-06-2009, 07:58 AM   #446
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This article is good for a chuckle...

TIGER WOODS IS A SEX ADDICT

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David Smallwood, Addictions Manager at London's Priory clinic, believes the exposure of the golfer's affairs hint at his uncontrolled craving for sex.
"He displays a number of the pointers such as seeking highs from outdoor sex and having many mistresses," the News of the World quoted him as saying.
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:29 AM   #447
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"Sex Addict" is just a new age way of saying you are male.
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Cheetah Woods.
COME ON!!! How can I be the only person to have thanked this? Its freakin' hilarious!!!
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COME ON!!! How can I be the only person to have thanked this? Its freakin' hilarious!!!
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:27 AM   #450
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COME ON!!! How can I be the only person to have thanked this? Its freakin' hilarious!!!


I didn't get it until you pointed it out.
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:38 AM   #451
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COME ON!!! How can I be the only person to have thanked this? Its freakin' hilarious!!!
Because that joke has been said thousands of times already.
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I'm actually quite suspicious of Jesper Panevik. What kind of guy hires a supermodel to be his nanny? I don't mean to discriminate against beautiful women but if I was married to a guy like Jesper I'd hirer the most plain looking qualified nanny I could find.
Elin Nordegren is not a supermodel. She's an attractive woman who has done some swimsuit modelling who only found notariety by marrying Tiger Woods. Other than that, she is not all that unique.
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Old 12-06-2009, 04:24 PM   #453
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TIGER WOODS IS A SEX ADDICT
I called it a few pages ago, look for Tiger to check into a rehab facility after a tearful confession to his sex addiction. But thanks (sob) to my beautiful wife who continues to stand by my side, and god willing (sob) I will get through this difficult situation. I hope that the . . . the . . . . the (pauses to wipe some tears away) media will respect my and my (sniffle) families privacy as we go through this difficult time,
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:11 PM   #455
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Geez...the numbers keep growing and growing... it's odd how nothing ever came out before last week
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:43 AM   #456
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Just about every other professional athlete on earth is saying, "Please don't let this investigation go any further...please don't let this investigation go any further..."
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:51 AM   #457
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He deserves everything he gets. Not for the cheating but for being an idiot. When you sleep around with that many sluts you know it's bound to get out sooner or later. He was ill prepared to say the least.

He should have had a wife defense kit ready. Bear spray, PR video with him bouncing the ball on his 2 golf clubs to distract everyone, propoganda for the kids saying why they have the worse mother in world...
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:58 AM   #458
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Just about every other professional athlete on earth is saying, "Please don't let this investigation go any further...please don't let this investigation go any further..."

So true. There are probably ALOT of pro athletes right now sitting on clinched butt cheeks praying that the women they slept with don't get any ideas from this.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:01 AM   #459
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Geez...the numbers keep growing and growing... it's odd how nothing ever came out before last week
It's called economics. Until the story broke, the skanks were doing well getting gifts/cash/dinners/whatever from Tiger. When, it's out in the open, they know that is over, and they must turn to the tabloids/blackmail to make money - the party is over - have to cash in whatever chips you have left...
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