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jammies · 09-28-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

I wasn't sure what to do about that, so I just laughed and wished her good luck in all her future endeavours.

She was (ineptly) hitting on you, so the polite response would have been to tell her to shut the hell up while thrusting your fist down her big maw to rip out her intestines.

evilcougar · 09-28-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

Hahah I'm a sucker for bad puns: "The drinks are on the house!" knocked me down and slew me like Trogdor vs. a knight. Good call!

Dang I was all excited that you figured out how to embed an SWF, but then I see someone ripped it to a vid on Youtube. Dagnabbit, why doesn't the internet bend to my will?

LOL..."he was a man with one foot in the grave"...GOLD!

The Fonz · 09-28-2009, 10:15 PM

You should've just said "piss off you fat hoe"

Eastern Girl · 09-28-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

She was (ineptly) hitting on you, so the polite response would have been to tell her to shut the hell up while thrusting your fist down her big maw to rip out her intestines.

Well, she should have just asked me out, if that's the case. I would have let her buy me dinner.

jammies · 09-28-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Well, she should have just asked me out, if that's the case. I would have let her buy me dinner.

She was probably shy and awkward because you have all your lard in the right places.

HPLovecraft · 09-28-2009, 10:19 PM

I've officially given up Coca-Cola, cold turkey. Someone keep the vomit bucket near by for the night. I'll be going through the shakes soon.

CrusaderPi · 09-28-2009, 10:20 PM

Maybe she was pissed off because you were flaunting something. Or did you show up in a short skirt?

The Fonz · 09-28-2009, 10:20 PM

Death to the Keenan-finger-zap!

Eastern Girl · 09-28-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

She was probably shy and awkward because you have all your lard in the right places.

So, how then do I indicate to her that I am receptive to a free dinner? Ya know, without leading her on in anyway, cause she just isn't my type.

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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi

Maybe she was pissed off because you were flaunting something. Or did you show up in a short skirt?

If women can wear pasties and a thong to serve coffee, than I can wear that to work out.

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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

I've officially given up Coca-Cola, cold turkey. Someone keep the vomit bucket near by for the night. I'll be going through the shakes soon.

Good luck. I've tried cutting it out entirely and it just never takes. I settled for just cutting down.

FlamingInfinity · 09-28-2009, 10:24 PM

I have a story for everyone here...

Had someone ready to move into the basement suite with me since that g/d pearl of sunshine Frenchie got deported. All was ready to go, she met the landlords upstairs and filled out some renting forms. Then on Saturday I believe, I get a call from the landlord (wife), and she wanted to talk about the possible roomy's smoking. She didn't want her to smoke in or near the house, fair enough. I agreed to uphold that wish. She says all's well, but would like to talk with her husband about it and then call me back. Her husband calls me back about 10 mins later, saying much of the same thing. If she wants to smoke, she can do it away from the house, as their daughters have some pretty bad asthma I believe. So, I then get a call back from the landlord (husband) and he says that the roomy isn't going to move in anymore, and that if I could try and convince her to move in, then I could call and talk to her.

I called the roomy and got no answer and then texted her. So apparently the landlord (wife) called her and told her that things didn't look like they were going to work out. Then the husband called her back and said that everything was good to go. She decided that since they couldn't get their act together, she wasn't going to move in.

So I posted an ad on C/L and got a couple of bites. One who sounded promising. Sent a couple of emails back and forth, describing the place (where it is, what's included...), answering questions, the like... Eventually we set up a time tonight for him to come and see it.

This morning I sent an email with the address and as I got home, scrambling to get things a tad bit tidier, I check my email to see;
"Hey, the place is a bit too far for me, I think I'm going to look for another place. Thanks."

So now I need to LOOK YET AGAIN for another roommate. FML.

Anyone need a place to rent in Vancouver?

jammies · 09-28-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by evilcougar

LOL..."he was a man with one foot in the grave"...GOLD!

Yah that was good too - I might have to pick up the dvds if I ever see them.

I wish they had those short features before movies still, I remember as a kid we'd occasionally get the Pink Panther, and I know that some of the Pixar features have shorts before them, but it's almost a dead art now. Instead we get ads for Coke and cheap cars

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ResAlien · 09-28-2009, 10:26 PM

^are you sober? Because that was a serious first paragraph.

FlamingInfinity · 09-28-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ResAlien

^are you sober? Because that was a serious first paragraph.

I wish I wasn't.

ResAlien · 09-28-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamingInfinity

I wish I wasn't.

We all do. In the immortal words of Old Blue Eyes...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

jammies · 09-28-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So, how then do I indicate to her that I am receptive to a free dinner? Ya know, without leading her on in anyway, cause she just isn't my type.

Hey, *you're* the woman. Don't you all get the manual on how to get free dinners without guilt or the expectation of payback?

"Ooh, I thought we just going out as friends?"
"Sister, I don't dress nice, pay the tab, and refrain from excessive profanity and waitress-ogling for my friends. They get the *real* me - you're supposed to fall for this clever front, and only find out the truth when it's too late."

evilcougar · 09-28-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

Yah that was good too - I might have to pick up the dvds if I ever see them.

I wish they had those short features before movies still, I remember as a kid we'd occasionally get the Pink Panther, and I know that some of the Pixar features have shorts before them, but it's almost a dead art now. Instead we get ads for Coke and cheap cars

.

My sister found them online. I think it's a 2 disc set with all of the episodes on it or something. We were all at her place a while back for some family gathering or another and we ended up watching droopy together for like an hour and laughed hysterically the whole time....ahhhh the good ol days.

ResAlien · 09-28-2009, 10:34 PM

Ahh, Hemingway managed to get it right...

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

4X4 · 09-28-2009, 10:38 PM

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

-Winston Churchill

ResAlien · 09-28-2009, 10:39 PM

Hemingway

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

CrusaderPi · 09-28-2009, 10:39 PM

yeah, ok, y'all talked me in to having another.