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Old 09-28-2009, 07:54 PM   #441
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You should give it a try. I'll try and Youtube some of our favorites to give you an example.
I google'd Droopy Drew to find an episode or two, and #6 on the front page was the Urban Dictionary definition: "When your testicles hang predominantly lower than the head of your penis."

Fun fact of the day!

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I also found out that Droopy was created by Tex Avery, who is the same guy who was (as all right-thinking folk are aware) heavily involved in the creation of Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny. Apparently he left Warner due to creative differences in the early 40's and went to MGM, where he then developed Drew and many other characters. Which, I imagine, is why there are stylistic similarities in the two cartoon franchises...
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Hmmm...i suppose it's plausible that a company could make that mistake...however, if he was getting taxes taken off on every paycheck up until then, i highly doubt that they would've made that mistake on the severance.
Either way, that sucks for your friend. But, it's definitely taxable.
Yeah, well it doesn't really affect me too much...or at least I thought, until he asked to borrow the 700 dollars he now owes the government, LOL. He said he was just joking, but I'm sort of worried he wasn't. I'd lend a friend the money in a heartbeat if I knew he needed it.
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Can't they make the sound clip on the homescreen of DVDs longer than a 30 second loop?
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I google'd Droopy Drew to find an episode or two, and #6 on the front page was the Urban Dictionary definition: "When your testicles hang predominantly lower than the head of your penis."

Fun fact of the day!

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I also found out that Droopy was created by Tex Avery, who is the same guy who was (as all right-thinking folk are aware) heavily involved in the creation of Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny. Apparently he left Warner due to creative differences in the early 40's and went to MGM, where he then developed Drew and many other characters. Which, I imagine, is why there are stylistic similarities in the two cartoon franchises...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC4hZSQN_2M

one of our faves..
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By far the best Droopy skit of all time...LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYzKr...eature=related
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I was in my spin class tonight and the woman next to me was being particularly annoying. She kept making comments to me about how I wasn't exerting myself and that if I wanted to "lose my lard" I would have to push it harder, that I couldn't be some dainty princess in this class. For some reason, she took it upon herself to be my personal drill sergeant, which was not something I wanted. I just ignored her for the most part and did the class. When the class was over, she got off the bike and walked over to me, saying simply, "Not good enough."

I wasn't sure what to do about that, so I just laughed and wished her good luck in all her future endeavours.
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I was in my spin class tonight and the woman next to me was being particularly annoying. She kept making comments to me about how I wasn't exerting myself and that if I wanted to "lose my lard" I would have to push it harder, that I couldn't be some dainty princess in this class. For some reason, she took it upon herself to be my personal drill sergeant, which was not something I wanted. I just ignored her for the most part and did the class. When the class was over, she got off the bike and walked over to me, saying simply, "Not good enough."

I wasn't sure what to do about that, so I just laughed and wished her good luck in all her future endeavours.
You know what i would've done....tested the arm/fist strength on her face. Seriously, who does that?!
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I was in my spin class tonight and the woman next to me was being particularly annoying. She kept making comments to me about how I wasn't exerting myself and that if I wanted to "lose my lard" I would have to push it harder, that I couldn't be some dainty princess in this class. For some reason, she took it upon herself to be my personal drill sergeant, which was not something I wanted. I just ignored her for the most part and did the class. When the class was over, she got off the bike and walked over to me, saying simply, "Not good enough."

I wasn't sure what to do about that, so I just laughed and wished her good luck in all her future endeavours.

Was she some kind of bull dyke? WTF? If some meathead at the gym started giving me crap for my workout, I'd tell him that if I wanted to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart.
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I was in my spin class tonight and the woman next to me was being particularly annoying. She kept making comments to me about how I wasn't exerting myself and that if I wanted to "lose my lard" I would have to push it harder, that I couldn't be some dainty princess in this class. For some reason, she took it upon herself to be my personal drill sergeant, which was not something I wanted. I just ignored her for the most part and did the class. When the class was over, she got off the bike and walked over to me, saying simply, "Not good enough."

I wasn't sure what to do about that, so I just laughed and wished her good luck in all her future endeavours.
Perfect chance to call someone a slunt. You dropped the ball there.
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Why do they call it spin class? Isn't it just riding a stationary bike?

Let me know if my mood improves over the next while. Pharmaceutical industry to the rescue!
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Was she some kind of bull dyke? WTF? If some meathead at the gym started giving me crap for my workout, I'd tell him that if I wanted to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart.
Well, I am a tough wily chick (or at least I like to think so), but she was a much larger woman. And she was larger, not in a fat way, but in a "I used to be a linebacker" kind of way. I was content just saying good luck and goodbye.

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you don't want to lose your lard?
My lard is in all the right places, thank you very much.

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Perfect chance to call someone a slunt. You dropped the ball there.
I don't like that word.
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I don't like that word.
****?

edit: Oh ya, I guess the "C" word would be censored here.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:38 PM   #453
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What was the reason for removing the "who's viewing" this thread info? Just curious. Not complaining or anything.
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Hmmm...well, if she was linebackeresque perhaps she was a drill sargeant at one point....i still would've at least told her to shut the hell up.
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Why do they call it spin class? Isn't it just riding a stationary bike?

Let me know if my mood improves over the next while. Pharmaceutical industry to the rescue!
Are you taking anti-depressants?
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More of 'em.
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TROGDOR!!!!! Burninate the village.
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:10 PM   #459
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Hahah I'm a sucker for bad puns: "The drinks are on the house!" knocked me down and slew me like Trogdor vs. a knight. Good call!

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