Stuff everybody likes, but you hate.

[codynw]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

Simpson references.

I don't mind the show in general, but I get sick of people quoting the show. Every once in a while, I hear someone doing it in the voice of a character which is even worse.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Add to that the number of people in their 20's that don't shower after sports.

It always amazes me after hockey or rugby that guys will change and walk out.

Straight up disgusting, what is wrong with people. What are they scared or ashamed of?

I only think its gross if you are heading to the club house for a beer with the boys after or things like that. When I played rugby I would always change and shower and frankly time in the dressing room was hilarious with the team anyway. I had time for a leisurely process to cool down and BS with the guys after the game/practice. Now when I finish ball hockey and its late and I'm heading home after I don't change and shower though. I head drive home and shower there and go to bed. I like that to make sure that the shower "takes" as well.

I just think its something that depends on the circumstances and what's happening.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by peter12

I haven' seen it either.

Whoosh.

[TomLeeMC]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Add to that the number of people in their 20's that don't shower after sports.

It always amazes me after hockey or rugby that guys will change and walk out.

Straight up disgusting, what is wrong with people. What are they scared or ashamed of?

I think every situation is different. During summer I bike to ball hockey. To have a shower after hop back on the bike and sweat all the way home Id be showering twice. My skins dry enough, I dont need to be flaky dry.

[Burke Salad]

Connor Mcdavid for sure. The pimple faced loser who will be the next great player ruined by the Oilers culture.

[OutOfTheCube]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

I refuse to accept facts, and I just make a nest on the seat and go to town. The thin layer of paper gives me peace of mind.

I just sit on the seat and don't worry about it. Who cares if someone else did? It's not like I'm going to be eating dinner off my ass later. It's either on a toilet or sitting on a chair with pants on, then I shower at the end of the day. People are weird about it for some reason, acting like they have to lick the seat before they sit down or something.

[Huntingwhale]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

Wait - what?

I don't think anyone enjoys pooping at work. But the extreme neurosis and fastidiousness I've seen expressed about public bathrooms on this forum surprise me. I'd hate to see a lot of people here in parts of the world (that is, most of it) where absolutely private, absolutely clean bathrooms are unheard of. Or even go back in time a mere 50 years or so to when a lot of men had grown up squatting over outhouses, had served in the army, or still worked in jobs where they showered and pooped and did everything else in the company of dozens of other guys.

I can only wonder what people will be like 50 years from now if the trend continues. I imagine hairless, scentless humans diffidently stepping into featureless and secret compartments in their homes to do their business, distracting themselves from the animal act with virtual reality immersion in fields full of rippling daffodils.

I'm not shy to crap at work, believe me. I just find it annoying when people start preaching how they get "paid to crap" like it's some badge of honour. Congratulations. You committed a natural bodily function at the place you work. I guess I get paid to breathe. Paid to chew my finger nails. Paid to do whatever naturally occurring thing human beings do while at work. Pooping at work isn't some phenom.

[Fire in the disco]

Originally Posted by Huntingwhale

I'm not shy to crap at work, believe me. I just find it annoying when people start preaching how they get "paid to crap" like it's some badge of honour. Congratulations. You committed a natural bodily function at the place you work. I guess I get paid to breathe. Paid to chew my finger nails. Paid to do whatever naturally occurring thing human beings do while at work. Pooping at work isn't some phenom.

Need to add on here.

Pooping at work is great! what annoys the hell out of me is 4/5 some dude will be in one of the other stalls sitting in silence before I enter the bathroom, already pooped, bathroom stinks and the guy can't even courtesy flush while he sits there on his cell phone browsing CP or whatever he's doing, Go sit at your desk and check out your phone, you're weirding me out!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Huntingwhale

I'm not shy to crap at work, believe me. I just find it annoying when people start preaching how they get "paid to crap" like it's some badge of honour. Congratulations. You committed a natural bodily function at the place you work. I guess I get paid to breathe. Paid to chew my finger nails. Paid to do whatever naturally occurring thing human beings do while at work. Pooping at work isn't some phenom.

I have never heard anyone brag about being "paid to poop".

[peter12]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I have never heard anyone brag about being "paid to poop".

I just did, right now, at my desk, but I am mostly just an open conduit for whatever people say on the Internet.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I have never heard anyone brag about being "paid to poop".

Honest to god, I knew one guy that bragged about being paid to poo and that was a coworker at McDonald's. He'd even throw a cheeseburger in his pocket to munch on while he did it. I've never heard of an actual grown up bragging about making money while crapping.

[Burninator]

[mrkajz44]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Honest to god, I knew one guy that bragged about being paid to poo and that was a coworker at McDonald's. He'd even throw a cheeseburger in his pocket to munch on while he did it. I've never heard of an actual grown up bragging about making money while crapping.

What? How do you put a burger in your pocket?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by mrkajz44

What? How do you put a burger in your pocket?

McCompany pants? Those things look like they're made of Military grade canvas.

[OMG!WTF!]

Originally Posted by mrkajz44

What? How do you put a burger in your pocket?

What do you think cargo pants are for?

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by mrkajz44

What? How do you put a burger in your pocket?

Cheeseburgers are small dude. It's not tough.

The McDonald's-issue pants in the '90s only had one back packet and no front pockets. No cargo option, either.

[Fire of the Phoenix]

Wtf. I didn't know 'eating while pooping' was even a thing. Is that the presice moment when you realize that someone has given up on life? Animals wouldn't even do that...

[polak]

Originally Posted by Fire of the Phoenix

Wtf. I didn't know 'eating while pooping' was even a thing. Is that the presice moment when you realize that someone has given up on life? Animals wouldn't even do that...

I bring my coffee with me for my morning dump.

... It'll be cold by the time I get back.

I don't know about you but my ass if pretty far from my mouth when I crap.

[Fire of the Phoenix]

Originally Posted by polak

I bring my coffee with me for my morning dump.

... It'll be cold by the time I get back.

I don't know about you but my ass if pretty far from my mouth when I crap.

Don't you worry about floating poop particles?

[polak]

Originally Posted by Fire of the Phoenix

Don't you worry about floating poop particles?

Have you ever had Tim Hortons coffee? That'd improve the taste if anything.