Virgin Auction

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by Minnie

It expanded.

And it will never return to the small thread it was originally.

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

This is the greatest line I've ever read on this forum; maybe even online.

[frinkprof]

What's this now? Someone created a CP account named "jhunt223's girlfriend" but hasn't posted yet. Did it get created with the intention to post and then the real girlfriend posted? Was it made as a regular account with a topical reference as a name? We may never know.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/member.php?u=14852

[MRCboicgy]

I really have nothing to add to any of this (duh), but I just wanted to make sure I got in.

[GGG]

Bronzels join date is Jan 4th which is the day the first vaginal expansion post was made. So if it was fake it was a real slow play waiting for the perfect moment. Or his girlfriend just slowly got madder and madder.

[Brannigans Law]

Dear god please let it be real.

[Regulator75]

Smells like a giant troll job.

Still hilarious though.

[DownInFlames]

I bailed on this thread because jhunt's assertions because too annoying, but thankfully it has been redeemed. Hopefully he now knows how ridiculous he is.

[J pold]

I can't express my disappointment in only venturing into this thread now.

[kirant]

Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

Poor guy, his girl has given so many guys(and gals) pleasure today. She just won't be the same anymore.

I suspect he won't take her back after she's given so many guys and girls that pleasure .

[Dion]

nm

[bc-chris]

hmmmmm.... from what he said about her earlier i would have assumed that she would have had at least a few 'friends'

[CofR]

Going back and reading jhunt's ridiculous posts in this thread is even more entertaining now:

Originally Posted by jhunt223

I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, after being separated for a fairly short amount of time in which she was sexually active with other men. I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by bc-chris

hmmmmm.... from what he said about her earlier i would have assumed that she would have had at least a few 'friends'

Total fake!

[CaptainCrunch]

You know, I've wrecked my share of chicks, and don't remember a sound like rubber bands snapping.

[Wormius]

^^ wrecked 'em?

[CaptainCrunch]

damn near killed em

[sun]

Damn, bc-chris, 229 PMs. Popular guy.

[Stampede2TheCup]

Originally Posted by Bronzel

Jhunt223, do you think these people are complete idiots? I'm sure it is pretty obvious to most that when you're referring to your "friend" experiencing these things and talking to you about them that you are actually talking about yourself. The fact that I know you have 2 friends, neither of which have a girlfriend or have been in on and off relationships or have a bachelor's degree should confirm this. You are the one who is currently in a relationship, one that has been on and off... with me. You're examples are ridiculous and ideas are not based on anything solid. There is no way a vagina is going to get looser to the point that you can feel it from sex with one person once than it will from sex with a boyfriend (you) on a daily basis. I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

Oh and thanks a lot for publicly talking about my vagina on a hockey forum.

You poor thing having to deal with such a guy! If you need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on I'm here for you. If you insisted on some revenge sex I would take pause but ultimately agree to partake just to help you through this. I assure you my member is small and I don't last long at all so there would be no evidence of our indiscretions should you later decide to get back with him. I would prefer to just cuddle though, I fricken love to cuddle.

[RedMileDJ]

We really do need a "Thread Hall of Fame" or something for threads like this.