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Old 01-04-2013, 12:29 PM   #81
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Sure, that's a good reason to bang 18 year-olds, but virginity really has nothing to do with it.
I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, after being separated for a fairly short amount of time in which she was sexually active with other men. I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.
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I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, after being separated for a fairly short amount of time in which she was sexually active with other men. I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.
I think your friends are idiots. Explain the anatomical or biological reasoning behind this.
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Shoving big things in small holes stretches said holes..
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It has alot to do with it. I knew the gal at the time as I was a regular patron of the pub and we often chatted when the pub was slow. What went on between us had nothing to do with money.
Okay, but you were advocating for someone to tip a random waitress a large sum of money in order to get her interested in him. How is that different than prostitution, besides having reduced odds for an effective endgame?
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I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, .
You friends have small wieners?
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You can watch pornstars cleary erm... break down.. over time
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Shoving big things in small holes stretches said holes..
Yeah, vaginas don't really work like that. Seriously, read a book or take a health class. Your friends are morons.
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It has alot to do with it. I knew the gal at the time as I was a regular patron of the pub and we often chatted when the pub was slow. What went on between us had nothing to do with money.
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Yeah, vaginas don't really work like that. Seriously, read a book or take a health class. Your friends are morons.
So.. the gals that can shove human heads up there... How do they go about doing that? It couldn't possibly involve stretching it out over time.
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Okay, but you were advocating for someone to tip a random waitress a large sum of money in order to get her interested in him. How is that different than prostitution, besides having reduced odds for an effective endgame?
I wasn't advocating anything.
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So.. the gals that can shove human heads up there... How do they go about doing that? It couldn't possibly involve stretching it out over time.
Do you think women practice stretching it out before child birth?
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The pre-menopausal vagina itself is very elastic and can thus accommodate size and then assume it's original form. Vulvar tissue (including the stuff around the opening) and the perineum, however, can be disrupted by trauma such as certain practices, childbirth, etc. That's what can make things easier after repetitive use.
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Do you think women practice stretching it out before child birth?
Yes, if they were inseminated by me.
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I dunno... I think in some cases it does for sure. I've had friends in off and on again relationships who swear their gf has come back feeling looser, for lack of a better word, after being separated for a fairly short amount of time in which she was sexually active with other men. I think the idea that women aren't effected anatomically by sex is just bs they spew so they feel less guilty about sleeping around like hoo-ers.
I think the girls went for guys with bigger hogs.

If you're in a monogamous relationship and one of you goes away for a few weeks where the female isn't getting railed while you're gone, things definitely.... errrr.... return to their original state.

People in the adult film business don't give the area much of a rest ever I'd presume....
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Do you think women practice stretching it out before child birth?
Actually many do. Some studies show it to be effective in prevention of tearing, and therefore the common side effects of the tear and fixing the tear which can be loss of feeling, some incontinence etc. Other studies say it does nothing. But yes many women do "practice" stretching it out before the big event.
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Do you think women practice stretching it out before child birth?
Haha.. I wasn't talking about child birth. Sorry, I should have used fists or watermelons as an example.
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The pre-menopausal vagina itself is very elastic and can thus accommodate size and then assume it's original form. Vulvar tissue (including the stuff around the opening) and the perineum, however, can be disrupted by trauma such as certain practices, childbirth, etc. That's what can make things easier after repetitive use.
What do you think you are, a friggin doctor or something?
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My girlfriend is working in obstetrics. I'm telling you right now based on her stories, hoo-haws can get VERY ELASTIC and will retain said elasticity for a while. However, repeated engagement with the snatch will make it "accomodate" particular shapes and sizes.
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