Do you examine your poops?

[The Goon]

There's a mention by Dr. Oz in the most recent Men's Health magazine that encourages you to self-diagnose by checking out your poo. It's not something I'm a fan of, but as I get older, it's probably something I should be doing more often.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

You can never fail to be amazed at what comes out of there . . . . .

Cowperson

. . . peanut and corn surprise . . .

[GreenLantern]

Yes I always do. I've had some weird stuff end up in there that I didn't recognize. I remember the one time I pooped purple for a week, I couldn't figure out WDF it was.. probably a slurpee or something.

The best is when you get an epic poop and you are so proud of it you just have to tell your friends or internet message board brothers. Like the football poops or the Supermans that form a S because they are so long.

Good times. I enjoy every minute I spend on the toilet.


Actually as I type this I am forming an epic poop. I ate a lot yesterday, blueberrie pancakes with fresh blueberries/strawberries on top, then for supper I had French Onion soup, with a stir fry, home made spinach wrap thingies and ribs. Then last night as I watched the Flames game I had chips and a big bowl of home made salsa. All rolling around in there I can feel it forming up. This will be one for the ages.

Actually to add even more, this poop is so epic that right now my stomach is actually pushed out because of the amount of food in there. I opted not to wear my belt today because I knew it would be uncomfortable sitting at my desk. I bet when I am done my pants will be falling down all day. I will keep you posted on my progress.

[Shazam]

This forum has gone down the crapper.

[Kev]

We need a poo forum to house all these poo-related threads.

[Bibtin Tex]

sometimes I examine them with my tongue












wait what

[SeeGeeWhy]

Yes, but they always fail the essay portion.

[DFO]

Here are some different poop types,

http://poopsatwallysorld.com/classification.aspx

http://numbertwoguide.com/?p=874

[Red Ice Player]

Well you should be getting a physical exam every year, complete with blood work and urine/stool analysis. I'll let the lab examine my poops, thank-you.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by fotze

We call that shelf "the observation deck".

I dubbed it "the staging area"

[millhouse11]

I went for a physical a few years back and I was telling my new doctor things that have been going on, I finished with "My poo tasted salty". She went right on as if nothing happened and wrote it down. I was like, "Whoa, I was just kidding there". She replied, "oh thank god, I wasn't sure. I've heard of some strange before, so I wasn't sure."

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by millhouse11

She went right on as if nothing happened and wrote it down. I was like, "Whoa, I was just kidding there". She replied, "oh thank god, I wasn't sure. I've heard of some strange before, so I wasn't sure."

Good thing you cleared that up, she may have been writing down "Total Quack" on her file and getting you setup with the nut house.

[troutman]

Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

[Traditional_Ale]

I just let one go that was absolutely massive. I mean, it must have measured four+ feet long and had a good two inch+ diameter.

This was after eating McDonalds, Salmon Steak with Potatoes and Corn, Pop corn, Ice Cream, an Omelette, and then more McDonalds (chicken salad and more ice cream).

I feel very accomplished at work today.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by DFO

Here are some different poop types,

Pop a vein in your forehead poop – This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn’t come until you’re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard

[schteve_d]

Besides observing, a fun game is to weigh yourself before and after. The first few days are pretty blah, but once you start putting poops off and eating certain things to try and challenge yourself things can get quite interesting pretty quickly.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by schteve_d

Besides observing, a fun game is to weigh yourself before and after. The first few days are pretty blah, but once you start putting poops off and eating certain things to try and challenge yourself things can get quite interesting pretty quickly.

Haha. When I was about 12, my friend and I went to Lindsay Park to go swimming or something. So we got changed and on the way out of the boys room, there was a scale. We both weighed ourselves and continued on to the pool. Just before we jumped in, my buddy announced that he had to drop a spike, so he went back into the boys room and did his business.

A few minutes later, he comes running out of the washroom yelling that he weighed himself again and he "dropped a three pounder!!". I was laughing so hard because he was yelling it so loud that half the building could hear hime.

That was an ongoing joke for years after that. "Dude, I'll be back in a bit, I've got a three pounder brewing..."