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Old 07-28-2009, 12:09 PM   #21
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We will breed a race of super-models and send them forth to conquer the stars!

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Old 07-28-2009, 12:16 PM   #22
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There's no way the Law Society will let this continue.

Mark my words: there will soon be an ACT, written down, prohibiting the proliferation of the beautiful.
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There's no way the Law Society will let this continue.

Mark my words: there will soon be an ACT, written down, prohibiting the proliferation of the beautiful.
Frakin' frecklesedbraburninglesbianpiggutmegalomaniacs ruining this for everyone...
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Female supermodels, not male drag-queens!
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:19 PM   #26
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Women might be getting more beautiful, but men will always outnumber them, making this planet one big depressing sausagefest!

Oh wait... that's already happening.
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There's no way the Law Society will let this continue.

Mark my words: there will soon be an ACT, written down, prohibiting the proliferation of the beautiful.
Don't worry - this doesn't apply to women in our profession, judging by the great beast I had a discovery with a couple of weeks ago...
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:37 PM   #30
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Seems to be easily explained:

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Old 07-28-2009, 12:48 PM   #31
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Interesting since obesity is on the rise at alarming rates, so I boink a fat girl if I want a boy then?
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That is the thing about science, it may well be evolution..very fast evolution...but I think there is much much more too it...culture, pressure, da pill, hormones ect...
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We will breed a race of super-models and send them forth to conquer the stars!
It may not be enough, if they encounter the Planet Of Enormous Hooters:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88qhooters.phtml

Announcer: On the outer reaches of our galaxy spins the planet Estrogena, where there evolved an advanced race of women: Planet of the Enormous Hooters.

Queen: Bring the deformed one to me!

Courtier #1: Queen Zarma, your Exalted Fullness. We have brought the prisoner.

Courtier #2: Look! Her breasts are so small. They look like melons!

[ everyone laughs ]

Prisoner (Dolly Parton): Oh, please don't belittle me.

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Once woman figure out how to change the oil and take out the garbage, we as men are f$$ked
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Once woman figure out how to change the oil and take out the garbage, we as men are f$$ked
It's a good thing the good-looking ones still won't do those things for fear of breaking a nail...
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We will breed a race of super-models and send them forth to conquer the stars!
Perhaps death by snu snu?
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That is the thing about science, it may well be evolution..very fast evolution...but I think there is much much more too it...culture, pressure, da pill, hormones ect...
I may be getting old, but when I was in 10th grade ('93), the style was %&@#'^ baggy-ass rapper pants for everyone, girls included.
Now the teeny bopper set look ready to roll around for the second of a three song set at the Maid.
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When I was in high school, the girls were nowhere near as well developed as they are now. But they more then made up for it with the skin tight jeans, the tight v nect shirts and the huge teased hair and heavy makeup.
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Old 07-28-2009, 01:21 PM   #39
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That is the thing about science, it may well be evolution..very fast evolution...but I think there is much much more too it...culture, pressure, da pill, hormones ect...
MTV, surgery, cosmetics, fashion........

I can't tell how old chicks are these days.....
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:56 PM   #40
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This is certainly good news for future generation males. I would imagine future women to all look similar to this, and what a wonderful world this would be:

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