07-28-2009, 09:48 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Evolution Making Women More Beautiful!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_245897.html
Fox 5 Chicago aired a startling report about scientists claiming that evolution is causing women to become more beautiful.
Apparently, researchers found that beautiful women are reproducing at a higher rate and that they have a higher proportion of girls to boys.
Men, however, are staying the same, according to the researchers.
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07-28-2009, 09:52 AM
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
"That's what I like about these high school girls, man; I get older, they stay the same age."
Dave Wooderson would be cloud nine.
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07-28-2009, 10:00 AM
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Missed the bus
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Yeah!! That finalizes it. Screw religion!!
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07-28-2009, 10:00 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Can someone cryogenically freeze me for 1,000 years and then wake me up? It will be like futurama except better.
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07-28-2009, 10:04 AM
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Apparently, researchers found that beautiful women are reproducing at a higher rate.
Wow, go figure 
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07-28-2009, 10:07 AM
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It's the shizzy in the milk. I've been saying it for years. When I was in 8th grade, there were maybe 2 chicks that would qualify as...hmmm...'developed'. Now, I would guess there are 2 that aren't, on average.
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07-28-2009, 10:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by algernon
It's the shizzy in the milk. I've been saying it for years. When I was in 8th grade, there were maybe 2 chicks that would qualify as...hmmm...'developed'. Now, I would guess there are 2 that aren't, on average.
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more like those regulation pills they take !
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07-28-2009, 10:12 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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I don't have to wait for evolution since the most beautiful girls are already in existence, the probem is that there are too few of them and too many of us ugly guys competing in this rat race for them.
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07-28-2009, 10:19 AM
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Posted the 6 millionth post! |
I have noticed that girls are definitely developing earlier, if not at least getting more apparently beautiful. Me thinks it has to do with the chemicals and hormones in our daily food intake.
It's also a well-known fact now that bodies are taking longer to decompose in graveyards simply because of the number of preservatives we now consume. 
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07-28-2009, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
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It's also a well-known fact now that bodies are taking longer to decompose in graveyards simply because of the number of preservatives we now consume. |
What were the Egyptians eating?
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07-28-2009, 10:35 AM
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Scoring Winger
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Wow, selective breeding works? Who woulda thought?
This doesn't surprise people, does it?
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE! 
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07-28-2009, 10:41 AM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
It's also a well-known fact now that bodies are taking longer to decompose in graveyards simply because of the number of preservatives we now consume. |
It is? It's not "well known" to me.
If this statement is even true (and how would we know without digging a bunch of people up) isn't it likelier that the embalming process has something to do with it?
If there are "preservatives" in dead bodies, it's probably because we pump dead bodies full of "preservatives" before we bury them.
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07-28-2009, 10:55 AM
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I think there are more beautiful women because of make-up technology....
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07-28-2009, 10:59 AM
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Franchise Player
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There is a God and he is a man!
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07-28-2009, 11:10 AM
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Norm!
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All I know is that according to commercials, mother nature is dropping off her gifts much earlier this year.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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07-28-2009, 11:12 AM
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So that explains me....
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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. I love power.
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07-28-2009, 11:13 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
So that explains me....
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Unfortunately, men remain ugly.
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07-28-2009, 11:42 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Unfortunately, men remain ugly.
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hahahahahahaha
I told her to change her name to Girlymachiavelli but would someone listen?? NO.
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07-28-2009, 11:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
hahahahahahaha
I told her to change her name to Girlymachiavelli but would someone listen?? NO.
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Also funny considering the apparent sexism contained in Machiavelli's writings. However I still find the breath of "The Prince" relevant to my schemes for obtaining power.
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07-28-2009, 12:05 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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We will breed a race of super-models and send them forth to conquer the stars!
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