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Old 04-23-2009, 10:13 PM   #21
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:18 PM   #22
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One night when I was dating a girl in the lat 90's, we ended up half cut back at her place and did the nasty with many items from her refrigerator!!!

A few months after we split up, I was in the bar with some buddies and she walked in with some friends. I had a bartender friend of mine take some carrots and blend them into a liquid. I then had the server take a tray of carrot shots over to her table....

...not good!! One of her friends busted a beer bottle over my head!!
Sounds like someone's been reading old Penthouse Forum stories!
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Sounds like someone's been reading old Penthouse Forum stories!
What's Penthouse?

When I was 13 I totally got hammered with this chick and felt up her shirt... Man it felt so good... Like healthy bags of sand!!!
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #24
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This one time at band camp...





















































For real, back in the day many many times at band camp, before band camp, after band camp, and basically all year any chance I got I was doin' the nasty with my girl in every instrument storage closet, isolation booth, mezzanine, and eff, even on top of the freakin' piano in the band room. The best part is I was a section leader, and so you might imagine where that went.

Actually, she was a really nice girl who I ended up seeing for a very long time. All for the best it ended, but at the same time definitely not a girl I will ever, ever forget!
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