you have to raise your hand ever so slowly while looking around with a worried look on you face then say with the utmost confidence "that was me yep right here"
Other responces:
"Yep, still works"
I've always favoured one of the following:
We interrupt this broadcast for a message from the Ministry of the Interior.
I love this thread, some great stories guys. Yes, I agree with the innocence of youth, my daughter is the same. One day, I heard her let one go, she was 4 i think and I asked her what that was. She replied, oh, thats just my fart daddy. Kids i tell ya.
How about when you just really have to in the elevator, so you risk it, but someone ends up coming in. Pretty awkward. If nobody comes on though, you get this awesome rush when you escape undetected.
Even worse is what happened to me a couple weeks ago. Elevator opens, guy leaves. I get on alone. The place reeks... he just let a bad one go. I go up 2 floors, and this hot chick gets on, and we ride up a few floors together before she gets off.
Embarassed? Definitely. I was gonna say "It wasn't me", but I knew she'd never believe me.
oh god, now i have a brand new story to share. so i'm reading this thread at work and had to take a piss break. go in the washroom, don't see anybody, so as i'm relieving myself i proceed to let a rather large, reverberating blast out of my rear. having this thread still stuck in my head, i then proceed to start giggling like an idiot. i finish my business, turn around and see a pair of legs in one of the stalls that i failed to notice previously
oh god, now i have a brand new story to share. so i'm reading this thread at work and had to take a piss break. go in the washroom, don't see anybody, so as i'm relieving myself i proceed to let a rather large, reverberating blast out of my rear. having this thread still stuck in my head, i then proceed to start giggling like an idiot. i finish my business, turn around and see a pair of legs in one of the stalls that i failed to notice previously
Office washrooms, in my opinion, offer ideal acoustics. There simply isn't a better, readily-available echo chamber. A solid man-fart in that environment should strike FEAR in others (especially janitorial staff).
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Last edited by Reggie Dunlop; 05-09-2007 at 07:42 PM.
You guys know passing gas is no laughing matter. You let that build up inside you and the toxins can kill you. So, let 'er rip, it's the healthy choice.
