Ryan's Steakhouse joke (language warning)

[shane_c]

I remembered reading this online a few years ago and was reminded of it today by a joke from a co-worker. So I searched the net and here it is...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/A_gross_true_story

[Hemi-Cuda]

i remember reading that awhile ago, and i still can't get more than halfway through before i completely lose it (people are giving me weird looks at work). if it's considered immature to gain so much entertainment out of toilet humor, then so be it

[BlackArcher101]

A classic. Also called the "Steakhouse Incident".
I find myself using the phrase "The Move" frequently in day to day life.

[Phanuthier]

Funniest story I have ever read. I was laughing for 3 weeks after reading that.

[Hemi-Cuda]

ok i just got to the part about the no toilet paper and now i'm in tears again. i just had a co-worker ask me if i'm having an allergic reaction to something

[STeeLy]

I posted this on another discussion forum... some of the funniest stuff i've ever read!

[Flames_Gimp]

snotboy story was better, but this isn't far behind

[lifer]

wow. I just had to give myself a time out to regain my composure before getting back to work. That is the funniest thing i've ever read. I laughed, I cried, and now I've emailed the link to some people I know with gross senses of humour, and to some uptight people as well..just to see what happens.

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

snotboy story was better, but this isn't far behind

I could go for the snotboy tale. The old threads seem to be lost for good.

[Maserati]

lol good one