Man has sex with dead deer

[JohnnyFlame]

So did you BBQ Bambi or just carve him up for the mutts?

[Finner]

Originally Posted by TimSJ

I am suprised that this thread wasn't started by cheese.. he is always finding gems like this..

Maybe I'm developing into his protege.

On another note, did anyone happen to read the article .... and the link to the other article about the man performing sexual acts with a dog that had been dead for 4-5 days?

To top it all off it was in front of a day care.

I think he got 20 years...his lawyer wasn't as smart i guess.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

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Those are the kinds of decisions which define each and every one of us.

I think you mean these are the tough decisions we are faced with everyday.

[FireFly]

I read the link that beastiality is now legal in Belgium...

[Vulcan]

I don't think this guy will have any problems with cons hitting on him in jail.

"What are you in for?"

"Necrofillia and bestiality"

"OK !"

[algernon]

Well, there's a feller out in Estevan, Sk that has been busted not 1ce, but twice for 'cruelty to animals' as I remember the gossip goes...

He did'nt kill the horses, he simply went to the exibition grounds, found the front-parked horsies in their stolls, found a 5-gallon pail, and well... put Borat to shame (I think.<Best movie Evar!>) The word around town was that he said in his own defence: '...well, horses need loving too...'

Moral of the story- Don't kill animals, just love them.

Do I need to bag this statement?

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by JohnnyFlame

So did you BBQ Bambi or just carve him up for the mutts?

He was in a small forest on the pasturelands near our home . . . . we went back periodically through the next week to nine days and watched him gradually disappear . . . . . predators through the night were basically disintegrating him until he was nothing but a scattered pile of bones, soon to be melded into the tall grass of the coming Spring, even the head carried off somewhere.

Like magic though, ever since then I've never had any overpowering urges to have sex with a dead deer.

Cowperson