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Old 11-16-2006, 03:34 PM   #21
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So did you BBQ Bambi or just carve him up for the mutts?
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:19 PM   #22
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I am suprised that this thread wasn't started by cheese.. he is always finding gems like this..

Maybe I'm developing into his protege.

On another note, did anyone happen to read the article .... and the link to the other article about the man performing sexual acts with a dog that had been dead for 4-5 days?

To top it all off it was in front of a day care.

I think he got 20 years...his lawyer wasn't as smart i guess.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:29 PM   #23
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Those are the kinds of decisions which define each and every one of us.
I think you mean these are the tough decisions we are faced with everyday.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:30 PM   #24
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I read the link that beastiality is now legal in Belgium...
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:33 PM   #25
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I don't think this guy will have any problems with cons hitting on him in jail.

"What are you in for?"

"Necrofillia and bestiality"

"OK !"
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:01 PM   #26
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Well, there's a feller out in Estevan, Sk that has been busted not 1ce, but twice for 'cruelty to animals' as I remember the gossip goes...

He did'nt kill the horses, he simply went to the exibition grounds, found the front-parked horsies in their stolls, found a 5-gallon pail, and well... put Borat to shame (I think.<Best movie Evar!>) The word around town was that he said in his own defence: '...well, horses need loving too...'

Moral of the story- Don't kill animals, just love them.

Do I need to bag this statement?
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:25 AM   #27
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So did you BBQ Bambi or just carve him up for the mutts?
He was in a small forest on the pasturelands near our home . . . . we went back periodically through the next week to nine days and watched him gradually disappear . . . . . predators through the night were basically disintegrating him until he was nothing but a scattered pile of bones, soon to be melded into the tall grass of the coming Spring, even the head carried off somewhere.

Like magic though, ever since then I've never had any overpowering urges to have sex with a dead deer.

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