Man has sex with dead deer

[Finner]

Stumbled across this little "gem" while reading the news. Pretty gross, thought some calgarypuck members would find it as crazy as i did.

Could you imagine being the person who saw this guy getting his jiggy on with the deer?

Article:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...5&in_page_id=2

[Crazy Flamer]

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

Seems like its an old habbit for tihs guy. What on Earth would posses anyone to do that? Was he that hard up?

[Regulator75]

Tom Green once Dry Humped a dead Moose... Maybe they are related and/or ######ed.

[Finner]

I wonder why they have to be dead for him to have sex with them? seems odd.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by Finner

I wonder why they have to be dead for him to have sex with them? seems odd.

Well I would imagine it would be really difficult to have sex with a deer that wasn't dead. I mean just the logistics of that would be mindblowing.... I would assume in a hypothetical situation of course.

[jolinar of malkshor]

People are ****ed.

[Flashpoint]

Victimless crime. What's the problem?

Fletch Lives (1989)

Fletch - What're you in for?

Inmate - Molesting a dead horse.

Fletch - Well... I can't see whats so wrong with that...

...did the horse object?

And didn't Tom Green hump a dead moose outside of Medicine Hat in one episode?

[Finner]

Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard

Well I would imagine it would be really difficult to have sex with a deer that wasn't dead. I mean just the logistics of that would be mindblowing.... I would assume in a hypothetical situation of course.

Well the deer was already dead...easy situation for him.

But the horse? I mean i'm assuming it was trained...wouldn't a tranquilizer be more ...easy..and less messy?

[JohnnyFlame]

Isn't this just discrimination based on sexual preference? Do these guys have to organize a parade in Jerusalem to get respect for their preferences. Are they are worse than the Irish and their preference for sheep?

[Reaper]

I find this to be a more appalling alternative to beating a dead horse.

[JohnnyFlame]

Originally Posted by Reaper

I find this to be a more appalling alternative to beating a dead horse.

Although it could be a helpful thing say down in Victoria Park. Ban prostitutes all together and let the johns hump the horses in the stables at Stampede Park instead. Plus think of what the Stampede Board could do with the extra revenue.

[Cowperson]

The dogs and I were walking out in the woods once, off the beaten trail (pun), when we came across a very pristine dead deer . . . . so recently deceased was he that not even the savage creatures of the night had visited him yet.

Now, I could have had sex with that dead deer. That's true.

But I didn't.

Those are the kinds of decisions which define each and every one of us.

Cowperson

[Calgaryborn]

For the record: I do not believe Canada should extend marital privileges to this couple. Their relationship offers no benefit to Canadian society which would warrent special status.

[TimSJ]

I am suprised that this thread wasn't started by cheese.. he is always finding gems like this..

[Mike Oxlong]

Why not just buy it a few glasses of wine?

No need to kill the damn thing.....

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Finner

Stumbled across this little "gem" while reading the news. Pretty gross, thought some calgarypuck members would find it as crazy as i did.

Could you imagine being the person who saw this guy getting his jiggy on with the deer?

Article:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...5&in_page_id=2

What about a living exotic dancer named Bambi?

[J pold]

The real question is how does this guy compare to the Kids that rapped his mom to get back at his bother for stealing his girlfriends?

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...highlight=Rape

[JohnnyFlame]

Originally Posted by TimSJ

I am suprised that this thread wasn't started by cheese.. he is always finding gems like this..

Yes I believe it's part of his crusade to show his faith in mankind.

[JohnnyFlame]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

The dogs and I were walking out in the woods once, off the beaten trail (pun), when we came across a very pristine dead deer . . . . so recently deceased was he that not even the savage creatures of the night had visited him yet.

Now, I could have had sex with that dead deer. That's true.

But I didn't.

Those are the kinds of decisions which define each and every one of us.

Cowperson

Yeah but did you watch when your dogs made a different choice --That poor stinkin deer!!!!

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by JohnnyFlame

Yeah but did you watch when your dogs made a different choice --That poor stinkin deer!!!!

They started to gnaw on him . . . . I have a very nice picture as evidence.

Cowperson