Its official WEM is a dirty hole

[Igottago]

Originally Posted by Rhettzky

*insert log ride joke here*

LOL ... dude i just literally spit my drink out

[Clarkey]

I went there a few years ago and won't ever go back, actually I don't like going in public pools period.

I walked into the change room and there was a big pile of vomit right on the floor.

There was some guy walking around with a bloody kleenex sticking out of his nose. It was wet so the guy had to have been swimming with the thing in his nose.

Some kid in front of me in a water slide line had a bleeding wound on his back.

Also when I think about swimming in water that countless people have ****ed in and went in with dirty butt cracks it makes me sick. But you get this stuff at every pool I guess. Imagine getting some fat stinky slob's bathwater in your mouth, gross, now imagine getting 500 slob's bath water in your mouth, that's a public pool for you. It's sick.

[Mr.Coffee]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

I went there a few years ago and won't ever go back, actually I don't like going in public pools period.

I walked into the change room and there was a big pile of vomit right on the floor.

There was some guy walking around with a bloody kleenex sticking out of his nose. It was wet so the guy had to have been swimming with the thing in his nose.

Some kid in front of me in a water slide line had a bleeding wound on his back.

Also when I think about swimming in water that countless people have ****ed in and went in with dirty butt cracks it makes me sick. But you get this stuff at every pool I guess. Imagine getting some fat stinky slob's bathwater in your mouth, gross, now imagine getting 500 slob's bath water in your mouth, that's a public pool for you. It's sick.

Wow. I think I'm sick after reading that now.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

I went there a few years ago and won't ever go back, actually I don't like going in public pools period.

I walked into the change room and there was a big pile of vomit right on the floor.

There was some guy walking around with a bloody kleenex sticking out of his nose. It was wet so the guy had to have been swimming with the thing in his nose.

Some kid in front of me in a water slide line had a bleeding wound on his back.

Also when I think about swimming in water that countless people have ****ed in and went in with dirty butt cracks it makes me sick. But you get this stuff at every pool I guess. Imagine getting some fat stinky slob's bathwater in your mouth, gross, now imagine getting 500 slob's bath water in your mouth, that's a public pool for you. It's sick.

I will never look at a public pool the same way again

[Phanuthier]

Where's Sundeep? This is supposed to be an uppy store.

[Ironhorse]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Also when I think about swimming in water that countless people have ****ed in and went in with dirty butt cracks it makes me sick. But you get this stuff at every pool I guess. Imagine getting some fat stinky slob's bathwater in your mouth, gross, now imagine getting 500 slob's bath water in your mouth, that's a public pool for you. It's sick.

I'm guessing you avoid a lot of public places then, such as the beach, lakes, oceans, toilets....

Pools have chlorine in them for a reason.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

I'm guessing you avoid a lot of public places then, such as the beach, lakes, oceans, toilets....

Pools have chlorine in them for a reason.

NM

edit: Hmmm I guess chlorine is a by product of salt water anyhow

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

Wow. I think I'm sick after reading that now.

Ha ha ha. Me too. YUCK.

[Clarkey]

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

I'm guessing you avoid a lot of public places then, such as the beach, lakes, oceans, toilets....

Pools have chlorine in them for a reason.

Lake water and ocean water is adequately diluted for me so I don't mind swimming in it. Mind you after houseboating stories I've heard out in the shuswap that water could be pretty nasty too.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by kobafett

Sewage has a 2.3x greater slimy factor than straight water. Greater the slim the faster the slide.

Is it to make the ride faster or to compensate for the friction caused by the mullets and cutoff jean short bathing suits that are so fashionable in Edmonton?