Favourite Movie Quotes

[Cowperson]

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now.

That was the number one movie quote in this survey.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3362603.stm

Cowperson

[VANFLAMESFAN]

From Pulp fiction, when Travolta and jackson are on the right track to cleaning up the headless body, Harvey Keitel goes....."Let's not all go sucking each other's dicks quite yet.".......Massive line

From 40 Year Old Virign, "You know I might not have had sex, but I could **** you guys up!!!............YEAH!!"

From 40 Year Old Virgin, "Let's get some ****ing French Toast!"

So many lines in that movie, it's so good!!

[White Doors]

"It's nothing but a flesh wound"

"It's a killer rabbit! run away!! run away!"

"We'd like some shrubbery"

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power, too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
[He parries Inigo's blade aside, and lunges with his sword. Inigo meets Rugen's lunge, catching his sword arm and putting his sword to Rugen's belly]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugen]

Classic!!!!!

[Sample00]

Ok..somebody finish this quote off...

"You want the truth????...YOU WANT THE TRUTH?????.............."

[Sharpen 'Em]

Steve Martin in Planes Trains & Automobiles...

You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

[return to the red]

"yes! That was awesome"

"Yeah, Killer boots man"

"Now back up and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious"..."and some Skittles"

[Eastern Girl]

From Anchorman

Champ: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.

From Zoolander

Mugatu: Obey my Dog!

Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls.

From the General's Daughter

-My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him.

From Witches of Eastwick

Alexandra: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually ######ed, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

From Boiler Room

Jim: "Now, you all look money hungry, and that's good. Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't f***in' have any. They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the f***in' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

[habernac]

Originally Posted by fotze

The trains planes one is good. I forgot how good a movie that was.

Steve Martin for me is hit or miss. Definite hit there.

"I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and **** Napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 metres. So why don't you hump someone else's leg, muttface, before I push yours in." - Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge

Red: Rehabilitated? Well, Now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society.
Red: I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word; a politician's word. So young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, are you?
Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****......

from Shawshank Redemption

[RedMan12]

Smokey "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this, but Im gonna get you high today because it's Friday you ain't go no job, aint got sh*t to do."

Friday

[StoneCole]

From a totally underated movie:

Doug "Sir Swish" Reimer: "here...tell him this" (whispers in squeak's ear).............................................. ......................

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: "Hey Tuttle, your mother's deaf"
"Big" Ed Tuttle: "My mother's dead, you little twirp"
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari (reading off his palm): "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot"

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Joseph R. "Coop" Cooper: "If you want unanimous consent, you're gonna have to get it from one of the other owners."

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"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries" (not Baseketball)

[RedMan12]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power, too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
[He parries Inigo's blade aside, and lunges with his sword. Inigo meets Rugen's lunge, catching his sword arm and putting his sword to Rugen's belly]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugen]

Princess Bride classic.

[return to the red]

"Here's a quarter, why don't you go downtown and find a rat to knaw that thing off your face"

" Hi, Buck Melanoma, moley russell's wart"...i think that's how it goes

[Uncarved]

"marjuana's not a drug, i used to suck dick for coke... now that's an addiction man. you ever suck any dick for marjuana?" (Halfbaked)

"It's mega maid sir. She's gone from suck to blow."

"It's spacesballs 1 they've gone to plaid" (Spacesballs)

"stop i said don't move", "I thought the police always said freeze", "I am the police and i said don't move or your dead", "and i say i am dead and i move" (The Crow)

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5... ozwald was a fag" (usual suspects)

[Canada 02]

Tony from Snatch

So, you're the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.

[RedMan12]

Originally Posted by fotze

Chris Tuckers only good movie. You got knocked the **** out. Puff puff give

smoke dog baby, remember that sh*t, arrr rraarr rrrarrrrrr *not sure how to type growling and barking sounds*

Snatch is full of awesome quotes too.

ya like daggs?

daggs?

yaa daggs

oh DOGS ya I like dogs.

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally Posted by fotze

The trains planes one is good. I forgot how good a movie that was.

There was a time when I could recite the dialogue in that movie as it was being said and not miss a word. God I love that movie.

[gottabekd]

The whole movie is a quote. The Big Lebowski (As ctrl-c, ctrl-v'ed from IMDB):

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together.

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ****ing bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the **** is he talking about, Dude?

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

[Displaced Flames fan]

One of many from Wedding Crashers that made me cry...

John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?
Jeremy Grey: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

From A River Runs Through It....

Paul Maclean "Oh, I'll never leave Montana brother." Expertly delivered by Brad Pitt.

and also...

Robert Redford closing the movie with Norman Maclean's actual words..

Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise. Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.

[oldschoolcalgary]

so many good movies out there...

best line:
"hasta la vista...baby" Terminator 2

creepiest line:
"This one's got a purdy mouth" from Deliverance