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Old 09-11-2025, 11:15 AM   #21
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1. Cut a hole in a box
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Old 09-11-2025, 11:25 AM   #22
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Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
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Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
We'd need a Lawyer for the Waiver preparation and another one for the impending Divorce.

Other than that this is a great plan!
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Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
I’ve got a carpet kicking around here
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Babysitter for the kids if you have any.

Really nice hotel room.

Lay pipe, order room service afterwards.
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We'd need a Lawyer for the Waiver preparation and another one for the impending Divorce.

Other than that this is a great plan!
Guy. It's 2025. We'll ChatGPT that crap.
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Old 09-11-2025, 12:03 PM   #27
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Does it have to be a physical thing?
When I was married we started to give each other more experience gifts.

Then again I'm divorced now, so maybe don't listen to any of my advice!
Experience gifts work. I’m married 46 years so listen to my advice.
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Old 09-11-2025, 12:26 PM   #28
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I'm open to experiences too if you have any suggestions too
I believe the term is Ménage A Trois.
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I believe the term is Ménage A Trois.
It's his wife's birthday, the "Trois" may just take us all the way back to a box with a hole in it...
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Old 09-11-2025, 02:40 PM   #31
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Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
Nah, if you're going to go to all that trouble let him be the hero. Show up, beat everyone up and rescue her, etc.
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As someone one who currently has blue toenails pedicure date with the wife was fun. Had my first one and decided I might as well get the colour as well since I was already there. Would go again!
Did you like it more or did your wife like it more? Couples mani/pedi is seemingly a thing, but uncommon, but dad/daughter stories are slowly starting to make the rounds too.
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