#21
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
man, that's some ####ed up logic right there. "How can we possibly turn things around? How about we traumatize our players by slaughtering an animal in front of them and let them skate in its blood? Yeah, that will help."
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#22
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I feel baaaad for the sheep
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#23
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Planting a loonie into centre ice is about the same kinda thing. Now the goat will get a coin or a stamp.
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#1 Goaltender
The Sea of Red?
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#25
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maple Bay, B.C.
Former NHLer Mark Lamb is not impressed.
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#26
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Section 307
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Guess we’ll have to see if they win the next game
Astana lost next home game 3-2. What will happen next?
#27
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: A small painted room
Puppet guy are you going to do a gtd of this?
#28
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Next thing you know the Oilers will try this approach but do it wrong
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#29
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Former NHLer Mark Lamb is not impressed.
Likely he was more sheepish about it.
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#30
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Maybe the Flames have a lamb roast and instead of the butcher slaughtering it at his shop, they do it at the dome. Same thing, just different location. The voodoo may or may not help, but worth a try.
#31
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
nah the Flames don't need this kind of thing, they just need more Jobu!
#32
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I feel baaaad for the sheep
Calf? You could be next!
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#33
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Calf? You could be next!
Check out the Gene Simmons makeup in my avatar .... I will be sacrificing them, not the other way around.
#34
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
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Calf? You could be next!
he wouldn't die, he would just "graduate from Bovine University".
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#35
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
They missed the part of the story where the coach said "let this be a lesson to the rest of you..."
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#36
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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Puppet guy are you going to do a gtd of this?
depends on how tonight's game goes.
edit: if boredom gets the better of me I might just end up doing Barys Astana game day threads, with a different sacrifice each game.
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#37
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I guess the Flames would have to sacrifice a cow and do the slaughter - on both the cow and the other team!
Ken King - please read!
#38
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I guess the Flames would have to sacrifice a cow and do the slaughter - on both the cow and the other team!
Ken King - please read!
Bring a BBQ onto the ice and call it a 'Team Building Exercise.'
"Come on Troy....you have to skin it....you were told that if you didnt have 20 points by now you'd have to skin the cow. Yes, I know we only gave you a melon-baller but again, thats your fault....now get to it."
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#39
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
Too bad for the sheep there's no Kentucky Fried Sheep in Kazakhstan....
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#40
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Locke
Slaughtering a Duck at Centre Ice is very different than a Sheep.
The toughest part would have been choosing between Bieska and Kesler.
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