01-04-2018, 01:16 PM
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KHL squad sacrifices a sheep to break slump
Well, this is extreme:
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Russian outlet Sport-Express reported Tuesday that Kazakhstan-based KHL club Barys Astana brought a sheep to centre ice, killed it, and sprinkled its blood all over the ice and nets. Several players apparently got sick, but it is unclear whether the illnesses were caused by something physical or just the emotional distress and shock from seeing some dude with a machete dice up a live animal right before they were about to hop on the ice for few skating drills.
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former Flames Nigel Dawes, Henrik Karlsson and Linden Vey play for Barys Astana.
full story here: https://sports.yahoo.com/kazakh-khl-...014847849.html
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01-04-2018, 01:17 PM
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WTF Kazakhstan....wtf
Last edited by Gundo; 01-04-2018 at 01:19 PM.
Reason: Seen KHL assumed it was in Russia
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01-04-2018, 01:18 PM
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I am waiting to hear about teams going to deflower a virgin to break slumps...
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01-04-2018, 01:18 PM
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01-04-2018, 01:27 PM
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Having spent some time in Astana, I can tell you ... that the horsemeat was delicious.
Not really a lot of PETA supporters there.
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01-04-2018, 01:37 PM
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Oh come on! Good Lord people! Who on Earth could have thought this was a good idea? Wait...Kazakhstan? How drunk were they?
They must have been pretty sauced....
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01-04-2018, 01:42 PM
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Guess we’ll have to see if they win the next game
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01-04-2018, 01:44 PM
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Hey, I'm open to it. Someone got a sheep they can sell to Gulutzan ?
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01-04-2018, 01:44 PM
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If it works, the sheep in edmonton should be scared...oh wait...
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01-04-2018, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason14h
Guess we’ll have to see if they win the next game
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There seems to be precedent.
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This strange ritual reared its head with former Kazakh soccer club Shakhter Karagandy, who received a stern warning from UEFA after the club slaughtered a sheep at the Astana Arena the day before a Champions League playoff match win over Celtic.
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01-04-2018, 01:45 PM
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Ken King please read.
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01-04-2018, 01:48 PM
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If Jobu hadent worked in Anahiem, I think we would be a lot more open to this concept as a fan base.....
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01-04-2018, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by FlamesFanTrev
If Jobu hadent worked in Anahiem, I think we would be a lot more open to this concept as a fan base.....
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Slaughtering a Duck at Centre Ice is very different than a Sheep.
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01-04-2018, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Locke
Slaughtering a Duck at Centre Ice is very different than a Sheep.
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Yea, you cant hold onto a duck with Velcro gloves.....
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01-04-2018, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by FlamesFanTrev
Yea, you cant hold onto a duck with Velcro gloves.....
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Can you not? I must admit thats a piece of trivia of which I was unaware.
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01-04-2018, 02:11 PM
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Ewe just knew this was going to hit the fan.
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01-04-2018, 02:13 PM
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was there a pentagram involved in this?
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01-04-2018, 02:14 PM
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In the Mayan ballgame, the losers were sacrificed!
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01-04-2018, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by dash_pinched
Ewe just knew this was going to hit the fan.
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01-04-2018, 02:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
If it works, the sheep in edmonton should be scared...oh wait...
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