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Old 08-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #21
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That a school of fish was literally a bunch of little fish going to an underwater school
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a coin laundry was a place you go to wash your coins

I could use denture cleaners like Efferdent; the bubbles would clean my teeth. It seemed so much better than brushing

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Old 08-22-2013, 09:45 PM   #23
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I believed I could fly, just like Superman.

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Old 08-22-2013, 09:54 PM   #24
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I believed I could fly, just like Superman.

Sorry dude, first thing I thought of when I read this:

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Old 08-22-2013, 10:01 PM   #25
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I thought girls never pooped
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Old 08-22-2013, 10:02 PM   #26
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My parents told my sister and I that when you were born you were given so many words and once you used them all up you couldn't talk any more.

We were pretty quiet for like, two years.

I'm still kind of pissed about it but it was genius really.
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I used to believe that in the winter, the snow replaced the grass.
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Old 08-22-2013, 10:37 PM   #28
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I used to think WWF was real, and the whole Ultimate Warrior being cursed by Papa Shango scared the bejeezus out of me. I remember freaking out when Warrior started puking out green stuff.
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When listening to the radio, I pictured a man (DJ) standing on stage introducing bands, and they came out one by one to play their songs... then left to make room for the next band.
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I used to think I could become Batman by pouring concrete onto cookie trays and letting it mould into a bulletproof vest. I could create the batmobile by using my dad's band saw to carve the wings out of wood. For years I dreamed of making this a reality.
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:10 PM   #32
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I used to believe the world was a fair place and everyone would be treated equally. Boy did I ever get that one wrong....

(Great thread idea BTW)
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:19 PM   #33
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If you killed a daddy long legs it would rain the next day.
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:41 PM   #34
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If you killed a daddy long legs it would rain the next day.
I remember that and they were more poisonous than a black widow as well...didn't buy into it though!

Well mostly anyway...I stopped stomping them to death with bare feet
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:54 PM   #35
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It was only a matter of time before Saprykin, Tzachuk and Fata blossomed into the first line players they were meant to be.
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It took me a long time to realize that the storms we get here in Calgary are a lot smaller than I had previously though.
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I thought girls never pooped
They don't.
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:19 AM   #38
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It took me a long time to realize that the storms we get here in Calgary are a lot smaller than I had previously though.
Not to bust your balls but....Is that the best you could come up with?
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They don't.
Awesome...anal sex is clean then!
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:29 AM   #40
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Not to bust your balls but....Is that the best you could come up with?
Well, I'd be willing to bet that at some point I used to believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and God... but I'm not sure if actually remember believing in them as I would've been pretty young when I stopped believing in them.

Also, those answers are boring, and you already covered God.
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