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			That a school of fish was literally a bunch of little fish going to an underwater school
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			a coin laundry was a place you go to wash your coins
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				
					
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			I believed I could fly, just like Superman. 
 
 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					I believed I could fly , just like Superman. 
 
 
	 
	
 
Sorry dude, first thing I thought of when I read this:
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			I thought girls never pooped
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			My parents told my sister and I that when you were born you were given so many words and once you used them all up you couldn't talk any more. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			I used to believe that in the winter,  the snow replaced the grass.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			I used to think WWF was real, and the whole Ultimate Warrior being cursed by Papa Shango scared the bejeezus out of me.  I remember freaking out when Warrior started puking out green stuff.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			When listening to the radio, I pictured a man (DJ) standing on stage introducing bands, and they came out one by one to play their songs... then left to make room for the next band.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			I used to think I could become Batman by pouring concrete onto cookie trays and letting it mould into a bulletproof vest.  I could create the batmobile by using my dad's band saw to carve the wings out of wood.  For years I dreamed of making this a reality.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			I used to believe the world was a fair place and everyone would be treated equally. Boy did I ever get that one wrong....
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			If you killed a daddy long legs it would rain the next day.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					If you killed a daddy long legs it would rain the next day.
			
		 
	 
	
 
I remember that and they were more poisonous than a black widow as well...didn't buy into it though!
 
Well mostly anyway...I stopped stomping them to death with bare feet 
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			It was only a matter of time before Saprykin, Tzachuk and Fata blossomed into the first line players they were meant to be.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			It took me a long time to realize that the storms we get here in Calgary are a lot smaller than I had previously though.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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					It took me a long time to realize that the storms we get here in Calgary are a lot smaller than I had previously though.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Not to bust your balls but....Is that the best you could come up with? 
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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Awesome...anal sex is clean then!
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					Not to bust your balls but....Is that the best you could come up with? 
 
	 
	
 
Well, I'd be willing to bet that at some point I used to believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and God... but I'm not sure if actually remember believing in them as I would've been pretty young when I stopped believing in them.
Also, those answers are boring, and you already covered God.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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