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Old 04-22-2013, 07:51 PM   #21
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Burn it with fire
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:55 PM   #22
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Sounds like post natal drip to me I would sniff salt water
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:57 PM   #23
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If you are a girl, please post a full body picture. If a guy, not much I can do for you.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:12 PM   #24
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Sounds like post natal drip to me I would sniff salt water
I don't think it's post NATAL drip.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:29 PM   #25
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^Haha, FU autocorrect
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:27 PM   #26
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Hmm, probably going to have to amputate.

Hey can I go through your stuff if you die?
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:02 AM   #27
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Sounds like supercancer
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:01 AM   #28
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get your affairs in order.
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:12 AM   #29
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Patient zero spotted.
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:03 AM   #30
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my wife beleives the OP is pregnant - so congrats.

you should name the baby after your favourite CP personality.
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You have 48 hours to live, so go do everything you wanted to do, illegal or not. Extreme Bucket List time, GO.
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:32 AM   #32
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Getting what you paid for here it appears.
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:01 AM   #33
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:05 PM   #34
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:28 PM   #35
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You're fine. Snort and swallow is the only logical thing you can do.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:31 PM   #36
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I was just being whiney because it sucks lol. I`m already feeling quite a bit better. Seeing some of the responses had me smiling.
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I was just being whiney because it sucks lol. I`m already feeling quite a bit better. Seeing some of the responses had me smiling.

Woohoo! He is going into remission!
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:38 PM   #39
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It was the gargling with hair bleach and vodka that put him into remission. Glory be!
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I was just being whiney because it sucks lol. I`m already feeling quite a bit better. Seeing some of the responses had me smiling.
That whole 'feeling better' thing can really catch a person off guard. Could be initial signs of hypothermia, hypodermia, or worse.
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