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Old 12-10-2012, 02:38 PM   #21
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Isn't the end of the world on Wednesday
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:38 PM   #22
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Haha! actually thinking of having a Mayan Apocalypse party on the 21st! with those friends that may actually be useful in a post apocalyptic world...

Tell you what... maybe i will come up with a CalgaryPuck code word and when #### hits the fan we will make some room for select posters!
Hahaha a CP code word. That's hilarious. I'll start my journey from the Lower Mainland now. How much room in that abandoned mine shaft?

In all seriousness, if something happened (which it won't because it's just a shifting of astrological ages), I'm extremely unprepared and am in grave danger.

Reasons why I'm sure to die right away:

- I live about 40 ft. from the TransCanada Highway (a major route, so when people can't go any further, they'll loot my place).

- Pretty sure this old dump is going to fall apart any second.

- Only have about half a dozen canned goods.

- No weapons other than makeshift melee weapons.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:39 PM   #23
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Isn't the end of the world on Wednesday
I believe it's expected to be the Friday, the 21st.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:10 PM   #24
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I guess I need to work on my cardio.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:25 PM   #25
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I think im ready...

~1000 rounds of Ammo,
5000Gal fresh water,
~ year supply of canned goods,
plenty of booze,
50 chickens, 2000 bushells of wheat
plus i know of a abondoned coal mine just south of our place with a few good deep tunnels if need be...

as for you poor chumps in the city... good luck with that!
All those chickens and no tambourine? For shame.
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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I have bow hunting skills.
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and I drew a picture of you
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:49 PM   #29
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I believe it's expected to be the Friday, the 21st.
My birthday. What a thrilling present the end of the world would be!!!

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My birthday. What a thrilling present the end of the world would be!!!

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Old 12-10-2012, 04:28 PM   #31
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I have been saving all my bottle caps for a couple years now....
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I have been saving all my bottle caps for a couple years now....
Nuka-Cola caps? They'll be the new currency. Good plan.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:31 PM   #33
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Yup I'm gonna be rich in the new world! Drank a case of beer last night to prepare!
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:35 PM   #34
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I can't wait to read all the FB statuses on the 21st.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:38 PM   #35
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I am going to go to Winchester Pub and wait for it to blow over.
I'll get the record collection

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Old 12-10-2012, 04:41 PM   #36
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I can't wait to read all the FB statuses on the 21st.
Crap. Didn't think about that. Sounds like a good time for a one week hiatus from social media.
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Old 12-10-2012, 05:47 PM   #37
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I'm horribly unprepared in my house...but I have plans a least.

I'll get close to a cop and move in with him. He'll have his place locked down tighter than Fort Knox and could probably sneak me some equipment if I asked. Society won't fall apart overnight, so it's best to try sneak stuff under the table until things truly go to pot. Imagine how far ahead you'd get with riot gear, a standard firearm, and some friends willing to help you out if it comes down to the total decomposition of society.

Failing that, I'll go to the Glenbow Museum and yank some heavy armour and a blunt melee weapon. While everyone and their cat are going to raid gun stores, which will either be already overrun or guarded by the owner, I'll have my selection of heavy armour, shield, and blunt instrument of destruction. Not great against people, but if the Mayan end of the world involves zombies it isn't so bad. Find a few friends and we'll have ourselves a great time in Roman squares or Greek phalanx formations. This also has the nice advantage that I'm heading into town while everybody is trying to get out in some sort of mega-rush hour.

I'd band together with some people and return to the human nomadic state. People are designed to wander, with our static environment being a consequence of society. Once society breaks down, roads are nothing more than walkways. Forts are nice and all, but if you're surrounded, it's nothing more than a deathtrap.

Until then, I've got nothing but goalie equipment and cleavers (or field and ice hockey sticks)
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Old 12-10-2012, 05:52 PM   #38
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So your going to go from having nothing, straight to having a crossbow. Alrighty then.
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Old 12-10-2012, 05:55 PM   #39
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In the event of an apocalypse there is only one thing to do. Find Will Smith. He seems to know what to do.
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:08 PM   #40
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.17 HMR 300 rounds
30-06 100 rounds
7.62 x 39 1400 rounds
45/70 60 rounds
.45 colt 50 rounds
Compound bow /15 broadheads
Lots of bats and knives

I need to stock up and soon!

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