Three people trap you in a room and want to kill you...

[Frank MetaMusil]

Originally Posted by Kidder

You leave the one with the least brain function for last.

So shoot the Nazi and the Zombie.

Disable the Canuck fan by shooting him in the kneecap with bullet 1. The zombie will go eat him while the Nazi attacks you with the blunt object. Shoot the nazi in the face with bullet 2, grab his blunt object and jam into zombie's forehead.

[saskflames69]

Even better: Shoot the Nazi, steal his blunt object, shove it down the Canucks fan's throat (he'll probably enjoy it anyway) until he chokes, then shoot the zombie.

[Dion]

The Canuck fan will cry it's not fair that he might be the one that gets shot. He will dive to the floor begging for his life. A fight will ensue with the zombie. Of course the Canuck fan will begin to pull his fair and bite off his fingers. The Nazi will sieze the opportunity by clubbing both of them with his blunt object. The shooter will leave the gun on the ground and the Nazi will use it to comitt suicide for what he has done.

[puckluck]

I think this thread peaked at pylon's first post and we should just stop trying to beat it.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

I like the idea of shooting the Canucks fan in the knee cap. Do that first.

Then shoot the Nazi, take his blunt instrument and kill the zombie with it.

Now you've got all the time in the world to do this to the Canucks fan:

NSFW:

[Hockey_Ninja]

[Hack&Lube]

I'll shoot the Canucks fan because it will go right through him like Luongo and kill the Nazi and Zombie as well.

[Reaper]

Shoot the nazi in the head, shoot the zombie in the head and pistol whip the Canuck fan like the b#%*& he/she is.

[YYC in LAX]

Double tap the Zombie.

I'm white. I'd let the Nazi take care of the stereotypical Vancouver fan.

Then we'd hang out.

[SeeBass]

I would just shoot myself in the head for hanging out with a Nuck fan

[jaydaybay]

Originally Posted by Pizza

you're forgetting that all 3 are out to kill you, and that this isnt MW3

Believe its a reference to the office.

Dwights logic

[Weirdness]

I guess you have a slight chance of talking the Nazi into sparing you. We all know zombies and canuck fans are incapable of logic and rational thought, so they get the bullets :-P

[You Need a Thneed]

I have no hair to pull, therefore the Canucks fan is not a threat to me.

[Kipper is King]

Just a point: The zombie will never attack the Canucks fan. Zombies eat brains!

[Muffins]

Simply point out the the Nazi that the Canucks fan cheers for a Frenchman who enjoys nibbling on another mans appendage.

With the Canucks fan out of the way you now have two bullets for one threat (the Nazi will thank you for bringing this to his attention and not want to kill you anymore)

[Travis Munroe]

Originally Posted by mpaca

False.

Line them up all in a row, and shoot the gun aiming at the throat.

Bang!

Through the first, then second, then third throat.

All three bleed to death.

One bullet left.

Dwight??

EDIT: Just realized someone beat me to it

[Lobotroth]

Shoot the Canucks fan in the head and genitals and smoke one of the blunts with the Zombie and Nazi. Allow the Zombie to satiate his munchies by eating the Nazi and then kill the Zombie with the butt-end of the gun. Smoke the second blunt and savor victory.

[linecook]

lol! I needed that

[Aegypticus]

Shoot the Canucks fan then yourself. Also, two people in this thread read "armed with blunt objects" as "armed with blunts" and, instead of questioning your sanity Pizza, just rolled with it.

[sa226]

This type of thread has Crazy Bacon Legs written all over it.