between this and the hair fondling thread, I think the NHL better hurry up and close the deal because CP looks to be devolving into an even weirder pervy state of existence without hockey to blow off excess steam.
I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."
He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
LMAO I thought your whole schtick had no more entertainment value left but it turns out you stubbornly coming back to repeat your silliness made me laugh as hard as any other post. This actually sounds an awful lot like you just made this conversation up to try to further strengthen your stance. Jeebus, how many vaginal expansion conversations can one person accidentally stumble upon?
Assuming I'm wrong and all of your research on this subject has been real, you really need to take it to the next level so we can get to the bottom of this. If you're comfortable enough talking about each others gfs'/wives' women parts, you should just go ahead and also ask for your friends' penis sizes (length AND width). Oh and also, this one might be a little more sensitive but it would be great if you could do some digging and also get the penis size of the guys the women had flings with. It's not unlike butthurt guys to pose these questions to their women so it shouldn't be too big of a deal to find out if they don't already know.
Thanks! Science constantly finds better answers to how our world operates so I do believe you how have a chance to make a great contribution with this ground-breaking research.
I think we found our successor to the Springs1 - Tipping thread.
If someone digs up a bunch of other forums where he's long been slugging it out as a vaginal-expansion awareness vigilante then I think we'll have a lock for thread of the year already.
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I think we got away from the core issue in all of this. Women who have been with lots of men are undesirable. Men who have been with lots of women are. It's a double standard. It's unfair. But that doesn't matter. It is how it is. Whether or not I'm right about vaginal expansion (I think I am, but a lot of experiments conducted by female doctors who like the d suggest otherwise), the fact remains that men generally don't want to marry a jezebel. To all the young girls out there who stumble upon this thread: your vagina is sacred. Don't get swept up in this yolo nonsense and don't be fooled by the people in this thread that have been whipped into shape by their wives. Stress causes strain. It's physics. Read a book.
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I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."
He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
I think we got away from the core issue in all of this. Women who have been with lots of men are undesirable. Men who have been with lots of women are. It's a double standard. It's unfair. But that doesn't matter. It is how it is. Whether or not I'm right about vaginal expansion (I think I am, but a lot of experiments conducted by female doctors who like the d suggest otherwise), the fact remains that men generally don't want to marry a jezebel. To all the young girls out there who stumble upon this thread: your vagina is sacred. Don't get swept up in this yolo nonsense and don't be fooled by the people in this thread that have been whipped into shape by their wives. Stress causes strain. It's physics. Read a book.
So going by your theory that stress causes strain, you would only be able to have sex with your wife sparingly so as not to have her expand down there? If your theory had any merit I would think the number of times a woman had sex would have more effect then the number of partners.
Another question do you think women should be educated? Or have skin showing in public?
I think we got away from the core issue in all of this. Women who have been with lots of men are undesirable. Men who have been with lots of women are. It's a double standard. It's unfair. But that doesn't matter. It is how it is. Whether or not I'm right about vaginal expansion (I think I am, but a lot of experiments conducted by female doctors who like the d suggest otherwise), the fact remains that men generally don't want to marry a jezebel. To all the young girls out there who stumble upon this thread: your vagina is sacred. Don't get swept up in this yolo nonsense and don't be fooled by the people in this thread that have been whipped into shape by their wives. Stress causes strain. It's physics. Read a book.
Wow, just when I think you have nothing left in the tank you give and give again.
God forbid you have a daughter, I pity her body image.....
Can you please, for the love of god, not give advice to any female.
PS: please stop using Borat as your sex ed source.
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I think we got away from the core issue in all of this. Women who have been with lots of men are undesirable.
Citation? Aside from you and your buddies. *snicker*
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Whether or not I'm right about vaginal expansion (I think I am, but a lot of experiments conducted by female doctors who like the d suggest otherwise), the fact remains that men generally don't want to marry a jezebel.
Again, proof, beyond your say so?
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To all the young girls out there who stumble upon this thread: your vagina is sacred. Don't get swept up in this yolo nonsense and don't be fooled by the people in this thread that have been whipped into shape by their wives.
You had a purity ring, didn't you? And if you ever have a daughter, you're going to do one of those purity ball things with her, aren't you? Ay yi yi.
And now I want to start singing a Monty Python song...
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Stress causes strain. It's physics. Read a book.
The sheer irony of this last statement and image. There is so much irony you should start your own laundry service.
To all the young girls out there who stumble upon this thread: your vagina is sacred. Don't get swept up in this yolo nonsense and don't be fooled by the people in this thread that have been whipped into shape by their wives.
All the other stuff in this thread aside, the women who have their husbands #####-whipped would generally be the type to try to keep sex scarce by propogating the type of attitude you have.
For some reason, I can only think "Fallout" right now.
Courier: But the girl is sick. With classic symptoms of uh...Vagina Dentata? Canyon Runner: I think my Latin is better than yours. I inspect all of the captives myself, and there was no "Dentata."
