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Old 01-04-2013, 10:31 PM   #261
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I just find it quite funny how worried he is about how many rods his women have had in them. Sitting around wondering about that seems kinda odd

But unhealthy/weird attitudes from sex usually come from Catholics, so therefore I am branding you a sexually messed up Catholic
I know I am late...but that would be a good user title for jhunt.
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Well holy hell, didn't this thread just take off. And it's amusing as hell, too, these last few pages.

Must go finish reading it, but the last few posts from FirstLady? Serious awesomeness. I may have developed a slight girl crush.
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I would say if they can't count the number of people they've been with on their hands then it isn't going to work out between us.
So you're just opposed to doggystyle then? Well good. Just stick to missionary.

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But unhealthy/weird attitudes from sex usually come from Catholics, so therefore I am branding you a sexually messed up Catholic
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It doesn't require a Phd to determine if something feels tighter or looser around your penis.
If this is your idea of scientific sampling.........are you a young earther too?
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:04 PM   #264
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I must be honest this is exactly where I envisioned this thread ending up when I started it...
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I would say if they can't count the number of people they've been with on their hands then it isn't going to work out between us.
So you are approaching 30 and you won't settle down with someone who has had more than 10 partners? That seriously narrows your pool if you are looking to marry someone around your same age.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:11 PM   #266
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I must be honest this is exactly where I envisioned this thread ending up when I started it...
I see your street cred in the 'poster of the year' thread rising very quickly now.
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:24 AM   #267
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Not even a week in we might have the thread of the year.
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:43 AM   #269
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Your member size does not shrink as you get older. That's completely absurd. If there's any shrinkage it's due to flacidity and (im)potency due to the body's natural cycles. Your bones deteriorating as you get older lead to shrinkage, but there is no literal "bone" in an erection - it's a surge of blood that goes through the corpora cavernosa.
This is correct.

If you apply weights appropriately, your member actually increases in average size as you age. However, you have to maintain blood flow in order to benefit from such gravitational gains - something that is difficult to do as you age and your body has to circulate blood around things like love handles and enlarged prostates.

Basically, you need to let gravity take its course, while at the same time avoiding hypertension and keeping your bone muscles in peak condition.
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I would say if they can't count the number of people they've been with on their hands then it isn't going to work out between us.
I don't think you've been given enough grief in this thread so I'll pile on and say that's much looser standards than you've been making things sound.

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.... and the thread dies as nearly every CP'er goes and cries.
Unless you said their member would disappear completely, telling men masturbation is bad for them will have about the same effect as telling a heroine addict that heroine is bad.
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Old 01-05-2013, 01:17 PM   #271
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Between some of your comments in this thread and some of your comments in the past, I think you do have some deeper more serious issues that should be addressed by therapy. I'll drop it because this thread is awesome and I don't want to ruin it, but think about it in a serious way, because it could really help with whatever is troubling you.

This thread
Cul-de-sac thread (not women related, but definitely misdirected angry/jealous/possessive)
Saying all of the female characters in a certain show need to die before you can enjoy it
Calling men who use Facebook "feminine"
Being vehemently against homosexuals raising children
Hating all cops to the point that you feel no remorse for them when they die
If the NHL ever "pussified" to the point a woman could play in it you wouldn't want to watch

Among other deeply troubling comments.
Of those I would say I regret the cop comment, but I was black out drunk when I posted that and I don't necessarily feel that way in all cases. I will say that I feel that its an occupation that attracts mostly bullies and like bus drivers I think by and large they're scumbags. It's not my fault Skyler is a *****. People parking in front of your house for extended periods of time is dickish and shouldn't be tolerated. Tons of people agreed with me in that case. If you're a fella and you're on facebook all the time updating your status and posting glamour shots of you and all your broskis penisshrinking.com isn't going to help you. That thing is going, going, gone. And women in the NHL? Come on. It's ridiculous and I wasn't alone in thinking that either.

I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."

He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
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So she had a fling with someone who was packing a member so massive and he managed hit it so hard that he permanently affected the structural integrity of her wazoo? That's goddam impressive.
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I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night.
There should really be a support group for this grave affliction. A Facebook group, even. What color are your support ribbons going to be? Will you be doing any walks/road races to raise funding and awareness?


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Old 01-05-2013, 01:34 PM   #274
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...if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis...
That's the greatest thing I've ever read on this site.

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I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."

He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
I'm sure his subjective analysis can be objectively verified, right?

Bachelors degree (aka, the new Grade 12 diploma) or not, this guy sounds like a dummy.
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:38 PM   #276
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I was out with one of my friends who fell victim to vaginal expansion again last night. This is a guy who has a decent job and is well educated (bachelors degree). I brought this up reluctantly again last night and he said something along the lines of: "I still love her and it doesn't bother me, but after the fling she had while we were apart she was just simply "different" down there and has never been the same since."

He loves this girl and harbours no grudge against her for what happened and if I had to guess he looks like he probably has an averaged size penis so I doubt this is a micro penis problem.
Don't they cover physical attributes of the sexual organs in sex-ed?

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In the sexually unstimulated state, the vagina is shaped like a flattened tube, the sides of which are collapsed on each other. It is not a continually open space, or "hole" as often thought by both women and men. It is a potential space. Because of its muscular tissue, the vagina has the ability to expand and contract, like a balloon, allowing a baby to pass through during childbirth, or adjusting to fit snugly around a tampon, a finger or any size penis.
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It is worth noting that although there is some amount of vaginal expansion that occurs with sexual intercourse experience, the fact that you have limited sexual intercourse experience is not to “blame” in terms of sex being uncomfortable for you two, and your vagina is unlikely to enlarge permanently as a result of having sex with your new partner.

The vagina is muscular and tends to return to its typical size internally, even though the vaginal entrance itself may enlarge with sexual experience or other types of experience (such as vaginal birth).
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Nuh uh. Jhunt and friends scientific investigation proves otherwise.
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There should really be a support group for this grave affliction. A Facebook group, even.
I had to look and sure enough....

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vagin...53464378039785

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vagin...53464378039785

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OMFG.
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Don't they cover physical attributes of the sexual organs in sex-ed?



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He's going to come back and say "the change in vaginal opening = looseness," now. He doesn't understand that they're not related.
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