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Old 03-20-2026, 12:55 PM   #28761
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The plain ones weren't gone.

They don't carry plain ones because they didn't expect any tasteless losers to wander in from the homeless shelter.

You should be killed.
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Old 03-20-2026, 12:58 PM   #28762
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Old 03-20-2026, 01:17 PM   #28763
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Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)
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Old 03-20-2026, 01:23 PM   #28764
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Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)
Verdict of the Bagel Court: Guilty of heresy.

Sentence imposed: Burn the heretic (in a Montreal-style wood burning bagel oven of course) and then sprinkle his charred corpse with sesame seeds.
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Old 03-20-2026, 01:23 PM   #28765
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I like cinnamon raisin bagels with butter. Is that okay?
That sounds like we're gonna have a double homicide in this thread courtesy of SutterBrother.
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Old 03-20-2026, 01:26 PM   #28766
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Is it better to get bad news at work on a monday or a friday?
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Old 03-20-2026, 01:51 PM   #28767
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Is it better to get bad news at work on a monday or a friday?
Friday, especially if it's anticipated so they're not spending the weekend stressing over the hammer falling on Monday.
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Old 03-20-2026, 02:59 PM   #28768
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You, sir, are a philistine. Bagels have been topped with sesame seeds ever since they were in invented in Poland in the early 17th century. Also, sesame seeds are objectively delicious (bagels, tahini, sesame bars, sesame dressing, ramen broth, etc, etc).

Hey, I am not the only one, otherwise the plains wouldn’t be sold out.
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Old 03-20-2026, 03:02 PM   #28769
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Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)
I think there is room for different types of bagels, just like their are pizza styles. Except for the gluten free Promise brand, those are just their buns with a dimple. That is, in fact, fraud.
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Old 03-20-2026, 03:44 PM   #28770
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Friday, especially if it's anticipated so they're not spending the weekend stressing over the hammer falling on Monday.
Firings are for Tuesdays.
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Old 03-20-2026, 03:57 PM   #28771
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Again got stuck behind one of these dumb bitches turning right who are so scared they need to wait until all 3 lanes are clear before they even budge. It's not like there was a large gap, the turning lane was empty, wide open and they just sat there. I actually pretended to hit them at one point, wish I had a cowpusher on my front bumper.
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Yeah there does seem to be an increase in right turning drivers that take absolutely forever to declare the coast is clear when there’s nobody coming.
They are probably the triple lane changers I have beside me every day. Inside lane, turn right and then immediately cut across every lane to the far lane.
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Old 03-20-2026, 04:06 PM   #28772
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So a few years ago a bus did the double and I was driving on 33 AVE SW west after Crow. Figured they would just do a single but did the double, had to rip up onto the meidan in my little garbage audi. wrecked the tires. Police happened to being doing speed checks on the other side and saw it. Filed a complaint. Nothing ever happened from it. No replies. Out $1k. whatever.

Another did it this week. WTF?

Are City busses allowed to just do whatever? One lane makes sense. Two seems a step too far. I was told they can do whatever. Nice to know if that is the case.
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