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[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by SutterBrother

The plain ones weren't gone.

They don't carry plain ones because they didn't expect any tasteless losers to wander in from the homeless shelter.

You should be killed.

Murder in the first dough-gree

[Slava]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Murder in the first dough-gree

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)

[Makarov]

Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague

Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)

Verdict of the Bagel Court: Guilty of heresy.

Sentence imposed: Burn the heretic (in a Montreal-style wood burning bagel oven of course) and then sprinkle his charred corpse with sesame seeds.

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

I like cinnamon raisin bagels with butter. Is that okay?

That sounds like we're gonna have a double homicide in this thread courtesy of SutterBrother.

[TheIronMaiden]

Is it better to get bad news at work on a monday or a friday?

[getbak]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Is it better to get bad news at work on a monday or a friday?

Friday, especially if it's anticipated so they're not spending the weekend stressing over the hammer falling on Monday.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Makarov

You, sir, are a philistine. Bagels have been topped with sesame seeds ever since they were in invented in Poland in the early 17th century. Also, sesame seeds are objectively delicious (bagels, tahini, sesame bars, sesame dressing, ramen broth, etc, etc).

Hey, I am not the only one, otherwise the plains wouldn’t be sold out.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague

Should we get into the controversy of how dense bagels should be and whether the only true bagel is a Montreal-style bagel? Whether places like Good Bread that sell lighter, fluffier bagels are in fact guilty of fraud?

(I actually kinda prefer the Good Bread style ones)

I think there is room for different types of bagels, just like their are pizza styles. Except for the gluten free Promise brand, those are just their buns with a dimple. That is, in fact, fraud.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by getbak

Friday, especially if it's anticipated so they're not spending the weekend stressing over the hammer falling on Monday.

Firings are for Tuesdays.

[Lubicon]

Originally Posted by Engine09

Again got stuck behind one of these dumb bitches turning right who are so scared they need to wait until all 3 lanes are clear before they even budge. It's not like there was a large gap, the turning lane was empty, wide open and they just sat there. I actually pretended to hit them at one point, wish I had a cowpusher on my front bumper.

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Yeah there does seem to be an increase in right turning drivers that take absolutely forever to declare the coast is clear when there’s nobody coming.

They are probably the triple lane changers I have beside me every day. Inside lane, turn right and then immediately cut across every lane to the far lane.

[fotze2]

So a few years ago a bus did the double and I was driving on 33 AVE SW west after Crow. Figured they would just do a single but did the double, had to rip up onto the meidan in my little garbage audi. wrecked the tires. Police happened to being doing speed checks on the other side and saw it. Filed a complaint. Nothing ever happened from it. No replies. Out $1k. whatever.

Another did it this week. WTF?

Are City busses allowed to just do whatever? One lane makes sense. Two seems a step too far. I was told they can do whatever. Nice to know if that is the case.

[TorqueDog]

Can you draw a map (like use Snipping Tool on a Google Maps satellite view or something) because I'm not quite certain what you're describing other than "bus takes two lanes".

[Fuzz]

I think he means when they pull out of a bus stop, they cross over into the second lane sometimes.

[TorqueDog]

I know they do that when going through downtown underpasses because they don't have enough clearance to stay in a single lane, but I've never heard of this being a meaningful issue. On the bright side, fotze has a Bronco now so he can just urban 4x4 around the guy while flipping him the bird and honking.

[BigThief]

Why wouldn't they be allowed go over two lanes? You're allowed, I'm allowed safe to assume they're allowed. Downtown you see buses pull out from bus stops and are forced to quickly go over the 3-4 lanes. BVS and Suncor Energy have bus stops on their northside EB and you see those guys pull out and get over fast to go north on center.

Be cautious and don't assume

[DownInFlames]

Why is everyone's favourite braking zone the five meters before a turning lane starts? It doesn't matter if they're turning or going straight; or if there are twenty cars stopped or none. They get in your way if turning and make you slow down unnecessarily when you're going straight.


Please pay attention to how your driving affects others on the road.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Makarov

No, it is not. Cinnamon raisin bagels are, in themselves, an abomination. Butter is a perfectly acceptable bagel topping however (though inferior to cream cheese, smoked salmon, onions, capers, etc). Arguably, the greatest way to eat a bagel is drunk, in the wee hours of the morning, warm out of the bagel oven, and unadulterated by any topping at all.

Like sesame seeds, or worse yet, “everything seasoning” - which is essentially the most disgusting wtf seasoning man has created. It’s like the “oh ####, we got too much leftover granulated garlic, onion, and salt. Let’s ruin something with it”.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by SutterBrother

The plain ones weren't gone.

They don't carry plain ones because they didn't expect any tasteless losers to wander in from the homeless shelter.

You should be killed.

My only mortal sin is not being enough of an early bird to get the plain bagels before they sold out.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

Why is everyone's favourite braking zone the five meters before a turning lane starts? It doesn't matter if they're turning or going straight; or if there are twenty cars stopped or none. They get in your way if turning and make you slow down unnecessarily when you're going straight.


Please pay attention to how your driving affects others on the road.

I need to start my deceleration early so I’m only going 50 when I hit the merge lane onto an 80/100kmh road.