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Old 08-09-2024, 03:13 PM   #241
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My vote is for Locke. He's more season 1 TNG Ferengi than he is Season 3 DS9 Ferengi. No one likes that.
This post reads like what I imagine a stroke victim feels like.
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If you need more names just to round out the numbers then you can throw me in there, although I feel like I'm more just background noise on CP, lol.

I mostly just wanna open myself up to criticism so it's fair game for me to #### on others
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This post reads like what I imagine a stroke victim feels like.

Are you making fun of the fact I had a stroke? You're actual human trash.


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You want that in an accountant though.

You want Season 3 of DS9. Season 1 of TNG means he's less concerned about profit and more concerned about.... what ever the #### it was they were trying to do in season 1.
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Are you making fun of the fact I had a stroke? You're actual human trash.
Did you actually? I had no idea and that’s my bad. Apologies.
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Dammit! I'm too late.

Could we run a seniors division? I can easily beat out loveable ol' Dion.
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You want Season 3 of DS9. Season 1 of TNG means he's less concerned about profit and more concerned about.... what ever the #### it was they were trying to do in season 1.
Accountants want no profit and lots of ear lobe rubbing. At least that's what he told me that day when I was at his office and he locked the door.
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Dammit! I'm too late.

Could we run a seniors division? I can easily beat out loveable ol' Dion.
Have you, Dion, and Jammies go for it.

We’ll ensure you guys have close parking spots and a nice young man to ensure you and your walkers make it into the venue safely.
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Did you actually? I had no idea and that’s my bad. Apologies.
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...ht=sleep+apnea

Don't play coy. You knew. You knew all along. You're just the absolute worst that humanity has to offer.\

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Accountants want no profit and lots of ear lobe rubbing. At least that's what he told me that day when I was at his office and he locked the door.
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PaperBagger just won his own contest.
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Don't play coy. You knew. You knew all along. You're just the absolute worst that humanity has to offer.\



Last birthday gift to you was "The Kama Sutra of Oomox"
Truthfully I’ve never opened that thread, wow of all conditions to pick. Once again, total mistake and I apologize.

Remember to vote accordingly.
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See, we all agreed nothing in this thread and after counts, so not only were you just an absolute cretin to someone who has been nothing but nice and kind to you, it doesn't even count for anything.

You're actually just the ####ing worst.
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Truthfully I’ve never opened that thread, wow of all conditions to pick. Once again, total mistake and I apologize.

Remember to vote accordingly.
If it helps, I’m having a stroke (jerking off) reading this most ridiculous thread. Just some random stroke joke, but the guy actually had a stroke. That is hilarious.
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Have you, Dion, and Jammies go for it.

We’ll ensure you guys have close parking spots and a nice young man to ensure you and your walkers make it into the venue safely.
We already have a celebratory song and dance.

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And had the receipts from the forum to back-up that it happened too.

I've had that in my back pocket to follow up that kind of insult for a while. It felt good. I need a smoke.
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PaperBagger just won his own contest.
He McDavid all-star skill competitioned us!
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And had the receipts from the forum to back-up that it happened too.

I've had that in my back pocket to follow up that kind of insult for a while. It felt good. I need a stroke.
Fixed it for you
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Is there going to be a pageantry portion of the competition where we get to roll out our greatest hits? I found some old threads that really rattled the hornets nest that I want make sure people don't forget about.
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Fixed it for you
Couldn't even if I wanted too. On blood thinners for the rest of my life.
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Yeah now I’m a little nervous. Gonna make sure I have a few links to the worst things I’ve ever said here just to make sure I don’t get surprised by another stroke joke.
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