You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Harry Lime]

Yup, if your just going for a burger, or burger and fries, all of the big fast food chains priced themselves out. Same as smashburger, 5 guys ect now.

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by Locke

If anyone can do it that crazy old lady can.

Look at her eyes! She's killed people. Probably microwaved their bodies.

That’s not roast beef!

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Brendone

That’s not roast beef!

That woman has absorbed a lot of radiation coming home grumpy after a long day of work and then microwaving her corn on the cob...

[puffnstuff]

You can microwave corn on the cob. Might be too spicy for you though.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Brendone

That’s not roast beef!

Norm Peterson: [about his and Cliff's meal at The Hungry Heifer] Yeah, Cliffy had himself the tunnel T-bone. For less than four bucks, you get 24 ounces of USDA choice US bef.
Cliff Clavin: Bef? You mean beef.
Norm Peterson: Beef? Don't be ridiculous Cliffy, that stuff is bef. You see, it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic, what... , meat-like substance.
Cliff Clavin: Ohh, Norm.
Norm Peterson: What do expect for four bucks? Do you hear me complain about the loobster?

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

You can microwave corn on the cob. Might be too spicy for you though.

That’s how I cook it. I’m not boiling that $h1t.

[KelVarnsen]

Getting sprayed with wet cat food juice while opening a can of wet cat food grinds my gears