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Old 08-18-2025, 01:54 PM   #25181
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The ####ers that are so foreboding as well. #### those people, I vowed not to be one of them. IDK why some people think certain parts of parenting should be an unwarned trial by fire. ####ers, all of them.

"Aww, so cute. How old?"
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HAHAHA. Totally. Supporting other parents is so important. I'm really grateful for the help and insight we have received from our closest friends with children.
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Old 08-18-2025, 02:08 PM   #25182
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First week of playoffs for my slowpitch team. Our best player and really only viable short stop is out of town for his brothers wedding on Thursday in Fernie. I know who I'm blaming if we get beat out in two straight.
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Old 08-18-2025, 02:09 PM   #25183
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First week of playoffs for my slowpitch team. Our best player is out of town for his brothers wedding on Thursday in Fernie. I know who Im blaming if we get bear out in two straight.
Presumably the Bear?
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I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
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I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
I mean....if the Bear is charging first? Imma let him have it.

And I'm sure as hell not gonna stand there and try and tag him if he's running for home plate.
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I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
What if the Bear is a fat fascist orange painted circus freak?
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Probably still first base. Unless the bear has a good throwing arm, maybe third then.
The freaks we have always played in RF and hope the ball doesnt get hit to them.
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