08-18-2025, 01:54 PM
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#25181
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Originally Posted by DoubleF
The ####ers that are so foreboding as well. #### those people, I vowed not to be one of them. IDK why some people think certain parts of parenting should be an unwarned trial by fire. ####ers, all of them.
"Aww, so cute. How old?"
*Reply with age*
"Oh... I guess it'll happen for you soon..."
"What will happen?"
"Oh... nothing..." *As they smirk and begin to float away like something in between a ghost and jelly fish*
*Weeks later, THING happens*
"That ####er knew and didn't warn me! I could have attempted to prep for this if I had a hint of what was going to happen!!"  |
HAHAHA. Totally. Supporting other parents is so important. I'm really grateful for the help and insight we have received from our closest friends with children.
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08-18-2025, 02:08 PM
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#25182
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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First week of playoffs for my slowpitch team. Our best player and really only viable short stop is out of town for his brothers wedding on Thursday in Fernie. I know who I'm blaming if we get beat out in two straight.
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Last edited by Sylvanfan; 08-18-2025 at 02:20 PM.
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08-18-2025, 02:09 PM
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#25183
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
First week of playoffs for my slowpitch team. Our best player is out of town for his brothers wedding on Thursday in Fernie. I know who Im blaming if we get bear out in two straight.
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Presumably the Bear?
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08-18-2025, 03:02 PM
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#25184
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
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08-18-2025, 03:06 PM
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#25185
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nvm
Last edited by chemgear; 08-18-2025 at 03:16 PM.
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08-18-2025, 03:09 PM
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#25186
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
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I mean....if the Bear is charging first? Imma let him have it.
And I'm sure as hell not gonna stand there and try and tag him if he's running for home plate.
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08-18-2025, 03:20 PM
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#25187
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
I would probably have the bear play first and bat clean up.
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What if the Bear is a fat fascist orange painted circus freak?
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"Some guys like old balls"
Patriots QB Tom Brady
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08-18-2025, 03:29 PM
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#25188
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Birth didn't turn me on, but the whole pregnancy thing realllllly did.
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Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas into a car you just wrecked.
-Married with Children
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08-18-2025, 03:30 PM
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#25189
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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Probably still first base. Unless the bear has a good throwing arm, maybe third then.
The freaks we have always played in RF and hope the ball doesnt get hit to them.
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08-18-2025, 03:39 PM
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#25190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SutterBrother
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas into a car you just wrecked.
-Married with Children
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Ew that's grossly misogynist.
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08-18-2025, 03:42 PM
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#25191
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
Probably still first base. Unless the bear has a good throwing arm, maybe third then.
The freaks we have always played in RF and hope the ball doesnt get hit to them.
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Last sub I played in right put his throwing hand inside his glove...broke two fingers plus dropped the fly ball. Didn't quite grasp what using two hands means.
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Patriots QB Tom Brady
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08-18-2025, 03:52 PM
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#25192
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
I mean....if the Bear is charging first? Imma let him have it.
And I'm sure as hell not gonna stand there and try and tag him if he's running for home plate.
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What if it’s the A&W root bear?
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08-18-2025, 03:55 PM
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#25193
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie28
What if it’s the A&W root bear?
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I'd tackle that bastard! He is soft and plushy and if you off-balance him even a little bit that sucker is going down!
I have experience!
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08-18-2025, 04:01 PM
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#25194
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SutterBrother
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas into a car you just wrecked.
-Married with Children
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I couldn't get enough of my wife's pregnant body.
She was absolutely sexy AF.
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08-18-2025, 09:16 PM
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#25195
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And I Don't Care...
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The land of the eternally hopeful
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I couldn't get enough of my wife's pregnant body.
She was absolutely sexy AF.
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Agreed 100%. I experienced it with two different women. There’s a certain magic there. The titties ballooning up helps a bit I suppose 
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08-18-2025, 09:47 PM
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#25196
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by Erick Estrada
Was moving to the Pass out of necessity financially to retire early?
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I needed to leave the City to make it work. Paid all my debt and bought a home here with cash. Only have to work p/t jobs to pay bills. Don’t want to touch RRSPs yet. Been here one year now and love it.
Tonight I found out I’m passing a kidney stone. Uncomfortable!
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08-18-2025, 10:08 PM
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#25197
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Well the same guy who broke two fingers on his throwing hand by putting his hand inside his glove last week insisted on giving it another go tonight. Doubled down and did the same thing. At least he held onto the ball tonight. I hope he doesn't own any power tools.
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Patriots QB Tom Brady
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08-18-2025, 10:11 PM
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#25198
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
Well the same guy who broke two fingers on his throwing hand by putting his hand inside his glove last week insisted on giving it another go tonight. Doubled down and did the same thing. At least he held onto the ball tonight. I hope he doesn't own any power tools.
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Is there some context missing here? How do you break your fingers by putting on gloves?
Edit: Nm. Went up a few posts from before the preggo stuff.
Last edited by Wormius; 08-18-2025 at 10:16 PM.
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08-18-2025, 10:36 PM
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#25199
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov
Oh good. Are you the dbag that passed me on crowchild going 150 from the slow lane?
effing losers. I hope they crash and not take anyone with them.
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Ya totally you R word. Or maybe just a regular driver that doesn't need to go 90-100 on every highway. Like **** off, idiot.
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08-18-2025, 10:40 PM
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#25200
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Dudes that wear collared shirts with button down collars and they don't button them.
GRINDS MY GEARS SO MUCH
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I still see dudes in collared shirts with blue jeans these days. Sometimes with a mid 2000's blazer with said jeans and collared shirt. 
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