02-24-2009, 08:41 PM
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#2401
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#1 Goaltender
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I have figured out that step 2 is ebay.
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02-24-2009, 09:21 PM
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#2402
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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I once witnessed a similar event with a cat that became entangled with a large yellow IKEA bag; it lasted for about a minute, and the madness was increased by the fact that there were four cats in the apartment. When my then-girlfriend and I finally stopped laughing five minutes later, we finally found him lodged between the bed and the wall, where the poor guy had thoroughly pissed himself.
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02-24-2009, 09:27 PM
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#2403
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by octothorp
I once witnessed a similar event with a cat that became entangled with a large yellow IKEA bag; it lasted for about a minute, and the madness was increased by the fact that there were four cats in the apartment. When my then-girlfriend and I finally stopped laughing five minutes later, we finally found him lodged between the bed and the wall, where the poor guy had thoroughly pissed himself.
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I had a cat that LOVED the little plastic garbage bags you get at the grocery store, she would play with one, manage to get her head and one arm through the handle, then FREAK OUT because she was stuck, and would subsequently go running through my house panicking.
After a while, she realized how stupid it was, because then she'd just walk up to you with the most pathetic look on her face and wait for you to help her out of the bag.
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02-24-2009, 10:17 PM
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#2404
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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So you if tell a hermaphrodite to go screw themselves, I guess that would lead to unintended results. I think Kevin Lowe is the result of such an act.
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02-24-2009, 11:08 PM
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#2405
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I told a friend he looked like Luongo tonight. He wasn't impressed.
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02-24-2009, 11:20 PM
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#2406
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Lifetime Suspension
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It's 40 minutes to Hump Day
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02-25-2009, 12:50 AM
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#2407
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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I keep on getting these stupid 30-page boring reads in an ethics class I have to take - funny that the reason for the coarse is to teach engineers how to target write/speak to their targetted audience, but the teacher is the most boring speaker I've ever had and the book is the most boring and rambling book I've ever had to read. The author must have used a thesaurus for 2 words a sentence here, and some of these big works don't even properly fit.
So, I'm just using auto-summarize for this.
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-Taylor Hall
Last edited by Phanuthier; 02-25-2009 at 12:53 AM.
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02-25-2009, 12:58 AM
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#2408
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I really, really hate condescending BS from people who have ABSOLUTELY no room to talk. Like having it suggested to me that I'm just a puckbunny by someone who just became a Blackhawks fan in the last year (coincidence! Never!). When you stick by a team that scrapes bottom for 4 years, and nearly LEAVES TOWN, rather than hopping on the bandwagon when good things happen, we'll talk.
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02-25-2009, 03:06 AM
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#2409
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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02-25-2009, 10:13 AM
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#2410
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I have figured out why the Alberta Health is sucha black hole for money.
There is a maternity ward in Banff and Canmore (24km apart).
Why the hell does Banff need a maternity ward, last year they had less than 0.8 births/day.
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Rudy was the only hope in 08
2011 Election: Cons 40% - Nanos 38% Ekos 34%
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02-25-2009, 10:38 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mykalberta
I have figured out why the Alberta Health is sucha black hole for money.
There is a maternity ward in Banff and Canmore (24km apart).
Why the hell does Banff need a maternity ward, last year they had less than 0.8 births/day.
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Yeah, and why do we need maternity wards? All we need is a catcher's mitt and a pair of scissers.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-25-2009, 10:40 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Thanks to my iPhone I actually got Kevanguy's user profile.I apologize for that.I get so embarrassed when stuff like that happens.
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02-25-2009, 10:41 AM
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#2413
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Not the one...
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Womens curling is not sexy.
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02-25-2009, 10:43 AM
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#2414
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gozer
Womens curling is not sexy.
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Disagree.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
If the NHL ever needs an enema, Edmonton is where they'll insert it.
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02-25-2009, 10:43 AM
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#2415
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gozer
Womens curling is not sexy.
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C"mon! Jennifer Jones is hot! 
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02-25-2009, 10:43 AM
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#2416
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
You said it sister.
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That was insane, but pretty awesome, I've got to say. Well played.
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02-25-2009, 10:46 AM
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#2417
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Anyone with the hots for Ference would have loved to have been me last Saturday night. 
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02-25-2009, 10:49 AM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
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Good time at the game? 
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02-25-2009, 10:50 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Anyone with the hots for Ference would have loved to have been me last Saturday night. |
That belongs in the confession thread with more details 
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02-25-2009, 11:08 AM
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#2420
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Aw, we were just acting like family.
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