Girl sleeps with 1,000th man..

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Originally Posted by narbeZ

I have a feeling her Vag looks like Rosie O'Donnell's.

You might want to rethink that, Rosie is packing meat

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by kunkstyle

Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...

Not saying she's not a slut, however...

I don't see why her genitals would be like "pizza burger" either. Plenty of "sluts" find "nice guys", or at least some kind of guy to marry. Porno chicks, Playboy 'hos....I was going to mention a few famous actresses but it seems like there are plenty of guys who don't care too much who's been with who, as long as the girl is hot looking.
I'm not saying it's right or wise, just an observation.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by fotze

From my civil engineering materials courses, there is an elastic range for most materials. If the stress is within that range it returns back to its original state with no permanent deformation, but once it reaches its yield strength it will be forever deformed.



So the moral of the story is all you ho-bags who want a kielbassa, you are destroying your vag for later use. Gotta keep it within acceptable range.

IMHO debate over.

Fotze's scientifically ended it with his tensile strength of bolt / vag comparison.

[missdpuck]

So if a woman has sex once a day for say, 2 and half years, she's toast. Or burger.

Explains why some women say no so much , eh?

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[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

So if a woman has sex once a day for say, 2 and half years, she's toast. Or burger.

Explains why some women say no so much , eh?

1000 times getting down in 10 years? That's barely twice a week. Ergo, any woman here who's been married a decade has been ruined and is a floppy Arby's sandwich.

Or people just like to sensationalize this. She certainly boned a lot of dudes, that's for sure. But it's the # of partners, not the amount of boning that is shocking IMO.

[Machiavelli]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

1000 times getting down in 10 years? That's barely twice a week. Ergo, any woman here who's been married a decade has been ruined and is a floppy Arby's sandwich.

Or people just like to sensationalize this. She certainly boned a lot of dudes, that's for sure. But it's the # of partners, not the amount of boning that is shocking IMO.

Is it confirmed that each partner was just one time?

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by jydk

I thought this was already covered. I'm sure lots of women have had sex 1000 times in their lives. Do things get more worn if its 1000 different guys?

It's disgusting to think that this chick banged that many guys, but if couple have sex 3 times a week, it'll only take 6 years to have had sex 1000 times.

So by your theory, every chick that's been in a healthy marriage for a few years would have a "fish smell wafting from her crotch"?

Unless they were married, then I think the answer is closer to 50 years.

[Deviaant]

I heard a rumour that her vag is the entrance to middle earth.
Sorry no link I forgot where I read that.

[HPLovecraft]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

So if a woman has sex once a day for say, 2 and half years, she's toast. Or burger.

Explains why some women say no so much , eh?

Totally missing the point, as I explained above. Once a day with a different "partner" each day, oftentimes drunken strangers; yeah, she's likely toast in some way.

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I can handle the curtans, but the smell, flies, and secret sauce is just too much.

[Regulator75]

I read fries.

[narbeZ]

Rotting Semen

[Ozy_Flame]

Some people who volunteer their lives to helping diseases, fighting aids, saving abused children and making the world a better place never get an ounce of credit or recognition.

This woman gets her 15 minutes of fame and media attention for having a whore-ibly high number of sexual partners, all for self glorification.

Our society sure likes sticking its neck up its own butthole. Repeatedly.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Totally missing the point, as I explained above. Once a day with a different "partner" each day, oftentimes drunken strangers; yeah, she's likely toast in some way.

No need to be upset.
I was talking physically, as fotze's calculations were about physical stress to....surfaces, whatever. We were talking about physically becoming a sloppy burger. You missed my point Since she seems worried that no guy will have her now there are obviously some issues.

And I was being facetious, jeez.

[FastFelony]

This thread has turned into a "wonderland" of what this woman's vagina looks or smells like ... If you notch the number down to 100 guys or even 50 guys... and let's say her genitals are in perfect condition .... She has lost a lot more than her "elasticity" ...

[Jetsfan]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

I don't see why her genitals would be like "pizza burger" either. Plenty of "sluts" find "nice guys", or at least some kind of guy to marry. Porno chicks, Playboy 'hos....I was going to mention a few famous actresses but it seems like there are plenty of guys who don't care too much who's been with who, as long as the girl is hot looking.
I'm not saying it's right or wise, just an observation.

Well said...I absolutely agree with you!

Women in there 20's, being young and fertile, have their pick of males, usually the "bad boys" or "alpha males."

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

When they hit their 30's a change occurs, suddenly there is a new crop of 20 year olds for the "bad boys" to bang and the 30 year olds can't compete.

With their body clocks ticking the boring "nice guys" whom they ignored previously, start to look good.

The "nice guys" who got little if any sex before will grab onto almost any female that gives them even the tiniest amout of sex and/or attention.

Men have adapted to this through the societal trend called the "Marriage Strike."

Seems these boring, nice guys are waking up and not getting married at all.

If you didn't want the "nice guys" in your 20's, he doesn't want you in your 30's or 40's so to speak.

Interesting times we live in.

[missdpuck]

Thank you JetsFan. Interesting to see how we are evolving, devolving, whatever it is.

[ComixZone]

I'm not entirely sure exactly what it must look like...but I think a thousand dudes is probably more or less the equivalent to one of these being set off in her dungaroos:


(joker face included)

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Originally Posted by Jetsfan

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

Mother Nature seems to deal a nasty,harsh sentence to promiscuous people. Most sexual diseases damage reproductive organs limiting odds of reproduction also infecting their offspring if any, at birth.

Take a hint from nature, I can only wonder what science has not found yet.