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Old 04-08-2008, 04:23 PM   #181
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I'd have to say the Devil in Mrs Jones was the worst.

The actors looked like they mailed it in, the actresses weren't convincing me that they enjoyed it. The lighting was terrible, the set looked like a someones house after a 28 hour party, and the climax of the movie was so expected.

Oh . . . you mean real movies.
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Old 04-08-2008, 04:27 PM   #182
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The Hot Chick (Rob Schneider)
Second Sight (came out in 1989, starring Balki from Perfect Strangers basically doing Balki if Balki had clairvoyance... this movie is BAD)

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Dan In Real Life
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Old 04-08-2008, 06:05 PM   #183
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I saw Swamp Thing in the theater when it came out. I loved that movie.
You just liked Adrianne's Barbeaus.
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Old 04-08-2008, 06:16 PM   #184
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You just liked Adrianne's Barbeaus.
Google is your friend, you don't even have to watch the movie!
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Old 04-08-2008, 06:59 PM   #185
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I dont know if it's #1 out of some of the craptacular movies I've watched over the years, but The Skulls was particularly bad
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:13 PM   #186
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Street Fighter & Mortal Kombat 2 are both good picks. I don't particularly like the Resident Evil films either, I just don't understand how the hell they went so far off from the game and how absolutely cheesy they are. Killed my buzz in a hurry.

I rented this weird movie about Kurt Cobain and Nirvana a few years ago. Thought it might be cool. Turned out to be a hour and a half of a guy with blond hair sitting around looking at the walls, and swimming naked in the woods.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:23 PM   #187
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I find it hard to believe that No Country for Old Men is the absolute worst movie anyone has ever seen. Sure you may not like it, but there has got to be things even worse that you have seen.

But if we are talking about movies that won Best Picture oscar that we thought sucked, I cast my vote for Million Dollar Baby.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:42 PM   #188
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But if we are talking about movies that won Best Picture oscar that we thought sucked, I cast my vote for Million Dollar Baby.
That conversation begins and ends with Titanic.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:46 PM   #189
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Star Wars Episode 1-3
Matrix Revolutions
Spiderman 3
Aliens vs Predator 2: Requim (made the first one good)
Moulin Rouge
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:48 PM   #190
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Star Wars Episode 1-3
Really?? I thought 1 and 2 were absolute garbage, but 3 was awesome! I'd place it up there with any of the originals, easy.
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:35 PM   #191
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The Last Kiss

Horrible pile of dung.
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:52 PM   #192
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The Mexican w/ Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. I've never walked out the theatre for any movie, regardless of how bad ... this one had me very, very close :P.

Spiderman 3, Star Trek: Nemesis, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle (I'm sure I'm alone on this one) also come to mind.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:12 AM   #193
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Ishtar. At the Corral 4 no less.

3 hours of torture, hoping it would get better.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:31 AM   #194
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For starters it is boring as hell. Not anything really that interesting about it. The general story is boring, the characters are boring and the individual scenes are boring.
No, it's not my favourite, I didn't get the ending (who was that old man Tommy Lee Jones was talking to?) but if you thought it was boring, then you shouldn't watch any movie made before 1990, or you will be seriously disappointed.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:42 AM   #195
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Brokedown Palace, what a shoddy ending.
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:23 AM   #196
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Ishtar. At the Corral 4 no less.

3 hours of torture, hoping it would get better.

There's no way Ishtar is three hours long. Though I can see how it might have SEEMED like 3 hours.
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:47 AM   #197
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In no particular order:

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The Hot Chick (Rob Schneider)
Second Sight (came out in 1989, starring Balki from Perfect Strangers basically doing Balki if Balki had clairvoyance... this movie is BAD)

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Dan In Real Life
I loved Steve Carrell in pretty much everything else he has done but Dan In Real life? I watched 15 minutes of it and shut it off.
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:50 AM   #198
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I don't know why but I love going to see a really bad movie...

That being said, Aliens vs. Predator 2 was probably the worst I've seen in 5 years. There wasn't one part of it that made any logical sense. I think they filmed a bunch of dudes in predator costumes, threw in some CGI aliens and didn't add the actual plot until the final cut.
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No, it's not my favourite, I didn't get the ending (who was that old man Tommy Lee Jones was talking to?) but if you thought it was boring, then you shouldn't watch any movie made before 1990, or you will be seriously disappointed.
That was his father.
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:17 AM   #200
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That was his father.
'Twas his uncle.
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