Dumb things that seem to creep into your thoughts

[Titan]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I disagree, if you die and your good, you come back as Fotze's mamma's bicycle seat, if your bad you come back as Fotze's bicycle seat.

fyp

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

If I have my leg sawed off, and I die from Blood Loss, will my leg be waiting for me in Heaven?

Or if I go to hell will I be beaten over the head and shoulders area by my leg for all eternity?

What if you were good when you lost your leg then turned to a life of evil? Will your leg go to Heaven and the rest of you to Hell?

What if you were evil, lost your leg which caused you to repent and become a born again Christian? Will your leg be in Hell while the rest of you go to Heaven?

Does the leg get a free pass even though it was evil when it was severed and died, or be dragged to Hell despite the fact it did nothing wrong?

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Dion

Everytime I see someone wearing a Canucks jersey I want to take it from them and set it on fire.

I size up every person I see wearing Canucks gear to determine whether or not I could take them if there ever happened to be (more of) a reason to drop the mitts with said clown.

[FlamingInfinity]

Every time I step onto an elevator while holding my cell phone, my cell will drop into the elevator shaft.

[drewboy12]

I usually wonder what I would do if time stopped, except for me...

It usually involves an all female orgy.... and me

[CaptainCrunch]

Wouldn't that kinda be rape?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Or a doctor...

And that's why I call him Dr Nick...?

[CaramonLS]

Whenever I walk over a pedestrian Bridge, I always picture that scene from the macaulay culkin movie (not sure of the name, but it was pretty bad), where he throws a mannequin dressed up as a person over the Ped bridge causing a massive, massive crash.

[jar_e]

Watching the Layton funeral, I always wonder what would happen if the Toronto Police members dropped Layton's casket and what mayhem it would cause.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Wouldn't that kinda be rape?

Why would it be?? they didn't say no.

[CaptainCrunch]

They were incapable of saying no, its kind of like a twisted quantum roofie.

[Coach]

I have discussed with one of my female friends the possibility of her allowng me to slap her in the face in a public place, just to see the reaction. She's actually on board haha.

[Dion]

Everytime i'm in an elevator I think that if I jump up and down long enough the cables holding the elevater will snap send us plummeting to the ground.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Dion

Everytime i'm in an elevator I think that if I jump up and down long enough the cables holding the elevater will snap send us plummeting to the ground.

I jumped in the elevator of my old apartment a few times, thing just stalls out and you're stuck in it til someone comes out to reset the safetys or something like that. Fortunately I had just returned from Macs on a snack run.

[GirlySports]

wow, why so much thoughts about death and disaster!?

[Acey]

Every time I see a dead cat on the road I spend the next 5 minutes thinking about what was going through the cat's mind just as it was about to die, and if that feral cat had other feral cats that would miss it or depended on it. Inevitably this summer I end up spending my entire drive to work thinking about cats because highway 3 has been an absolute graveyard as if they painted the lines with catnip or something.

Or the one time I was in the right lane of a busy six lane road and I nailed my brakes just in time to let a duck and 4 ducklings pass in front of my car, knowing they had no chance in hell of all making it across alive.

I'm not a hardcore animal lover or sympathizer or any of that. But I spend an absolutely unreasonable amount of time thinking about dead cats on highway 3.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Acey

Every time I see a dead cat on the road I spend the next 5 minutes thinking about what was going through the cat's mind just as it was about to die, and if that feral cat had other feral cats that would miss it or depended on it. Inevitably this summer I end up spending my entire drive to work thinking about cats because highway 3 has been an absolute graveyard as if they painted the lines with catnip or something.

Or the one time I was in the right lane of a busy six lane road and I nailed my brakes just in time to let a duck and 4 ducklings pass in front of my car, knowing they had no chance in hell of all making it across alive.

I'm not a hardcore animal lover or sympathizer or any of that. But I spend an absolutely unreasonable amount of time thinking about dead cats on highway 3.

The Bumper of a 2001 Buick?

[4X4]

Originally Posted by MattyC

I have discussed with one of my female friends the possibility of her allowng me to slap her in the face in a public place, just to see the reaction. She's actually on board haha.

Just make sure you scan the vicinity for heros before you do that. I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up with a broken nose after slapping a girl in public. lol

Originally Posted by Acey

Every time I see a dead cat on the road I spend the next 5 minutes thinking about what was going through the cat's mind just as it was about to die, and if that feral cat had other feral cats that would miss it or depended on it. Inevitably this summer I end up spending my entire drive to work thinking about cats because highway 3 has been an absolute graveyard as if they painted the lines with catnip or something.

Or the one time I was in the right lane of a busy six lane road and I nailed my brakes just in time to let a duck and 4 ducklings pass in front of my car, knowing they had no chance in hell of all making it across alive.

I'm not a hardcore animal lover or sympathizer or any of that. But I spend an absolutely unreasonable amount of time thinking about dead cats on highway 3.

I'd totally stop for ducklings. Cats? Not so much.

[MoneyGuy]

There are seriouslywhacked out people here. Is there a site psychologist?

Originally Posted by Phanuthier

Guess what happens when you cut off a nipple and you leave it alone? Yes it does grow back. Twice the size too, and darker in colour!

Does it also work if you cut off your dick? I'm asking for...um, a friend.

[Acey]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I'd totally stop for ducklings. Cats? Not so much.

Given the potential damage a cat can do to your car at 130 kph, I do my best to avoid them.