09-13-2007, 06:42 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Marry Our Daughter - Hawt...
http://marryourdaughter.org
This is a joke right? RIGHT?
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
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09-13-2007, 06:44 PM
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So I paid for one of the girls...and Chris Hanson just pulled up outside my house. Should I be concerned?
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09-13-2007, 06:44 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Removed by Mod
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Look @ the testimonials. I think it is a joke.
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09-13-2007, 06:46 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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anyone got 50 odd grand they could borrow me?
(im 17 so its not sick)
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09-13-2007, 06:47 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Wow, Monique is only $5,995! My limit is $6000! It was destined to be...
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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09-13-2007, 06:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Testimonials are scary!
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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
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Huge thanks to Dion for the signature!
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09-13-2007, 06:50 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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"Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it."
.....wtf.....LMFAO
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09-13-2007, 06:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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This can't be real...and if it is real how is it legal. Isn't this just a bigger form of prositution?
I would expect to see this on FOX...
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Last edited by HOOT; 09-13-2007 at 06:54 PM.
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09-13-2007, 06:54 PM
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Had an idea!
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Got to be a joke.
And if not... 
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09-13-2007, 06:55 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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I get it
You pay them 50 grand to marry there daughter
There daughter divorcies you and takes half your stuff
Money well spent
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09-13-2007, 07:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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09-13-2007, 07:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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So the price for most of the girls tends to be $20,000 or more...I was wondering why Cheyenne B. was going for "only" $5995. Well, it turns out she's *ahem* damaged goods, hence the discount.
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We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.
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Emphasis mine. 
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09-13-2007, 07:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
Wow, Monique is only $5,995! My limit is $6000! It was destined to be...
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match made in heaven!
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09-13-2007, 07:23 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
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haha now you just shattered half of CPer's dream.
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09-13-2007, 10:10 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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whew that would be so scary if it was real
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meh
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09-13-2007, 10:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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So. Illegal. It stuns me.
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09-13-2007, 10:25 PM
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
So. Illegal. It stuns me.
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Oh really.... 
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