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Old 08-23-2007, 10:58 AM   #1
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Default Manning Shows Backup Proper Way To Hold Clipboard

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ows_his_backup
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:51 AM   #2
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That is awesome!

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Upon being told of Sorgi's comments, Manning commented that Sorgi's "prima donna attitude is the reason he's not allowed to run kneel-downs during the regular season."
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I ended up surfing the Onion after readin that and stumbled upon their shirts for sale. I might buy the one that says "I'm like a chocoholic; but for booze."
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Most of the shirts are great. I particularily like: "Stereotypes Are A Real Time-Saver"
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:21 PM   #5
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Is that for real? Damn, Manning is sure picky SOB, eh? Oh well, i guess if that's how they do things in NFL then I guess it's okay.
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:50 PM   #6
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Is that for real? Damn, Manning is sure picky SOB, eh? Oh well, i guess if that's how they do things in NFL then I guess it's okay.
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Old 08-25-2007, 04:05 PM   #7
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looked around a bit and found a story that the FDA approves seconds

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...proves_seconds

that site is hilarious
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:11 AM   #8
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news...reports_nation
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/f**king_yankees_reports_nation

this is a good one...but you've gotta replace the stars with a couple other letters...i'll let you figure them out on your own
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29620
not sports related but has always been one of my fav's from the Onion make sure to click on the picture...
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Seeing as everyones on an Onion frenzy.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...r_stray_bullet

All the video's are absolutely hilarious.
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:37 AM   #12
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._king_employee

Oh snap... http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...eveals_winning haha.

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