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Old 08-21-2007, 02:27 PM   #1
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Apparently she's agreed to bare it all in a movie in which she plays a stripper. Thought you all might want to know so you can keep a watch out for it's release...
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speaking of release...
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Damn you, I was drinking my coffee.
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This is Fotze calibre. Very well done...
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:46 PM   #8
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So JT has dated:

Britney Spears
Alyssa Milano
Janet Jackson
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Jessica Biel

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Apparently she's agreed to bare it all in a movie in which she plays a stripper. Thought you all might want to know so you can keep a watch out for it's release...
Well, it's interesting that a lady on the board ratted Biel out.

Here's what Halle Berry said about female nudity in movies, AFTER having done Swordfish where she appeared nude:

"I don't think nudity is ever necessary. I think you can make every single movie and never show anything and it's fine. I think it's a choice you make, and it was a bold choice on my part. But it was written in the script and when I was offered the part, I was told, 'That's who this girl is and it's not negotiable to be taken out."

In other words Jessica Biel, you know what you're signing up for . . . . so your booty can sell the movie.

And that's okay with me.

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I just watched a movie called "Cashback" with a bunch of nudity that wasn't there for titillation purposes. It was pretty cool, and clearly not from puritanical Hollywood.

Where you can only see a nude breast if a bullet is going through it.
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I just watched a movie called "Cashback" with a bunch of nudity that wasn't there for titillation purposes. It was pretty cool, and clearly not from puritanical Hollywood.

Where you can only see a nude breast if a bullet is going through it.
I agree, that was a great movie. My girlfriend loved it too, despite the copious amounts of naked women.
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I just watched a movie called "Cashback" with a bunch of nudity that wasn't there for titillation purposes. It was pretty cool, and clearly not from puritanical Hollywood.

Where you can only see a nude breast if a bullet is going through it.
Has anyone seen "Shortbus"

That movie is fata'd up! It's pretty much a porno film masquerading as an indie film. Sook-yin Lee is in it.
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Has anyone seen "Shortbus"

That movie is fata'd up! It's pretty much a porno film masquerading as an indie film. Sook-yin Lee is in it.
Isn't that the movie where the actors and actresses are actually having real sex on film?
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That movie is fata'd up! It's pretty much a porno film masquerading as an indie film. Sook-yin Lee is in it.
I watch it only in the name of art.
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